Crush list

Mildly humourous list of my crushes in gaming, get ready for disappointment

A list inspired by a list

sovereignty alt 6 is sooooooo cute
That 2-pixel ass though???
I Block
Damn I might be a liquid ball of tar but Brea made me fucking SOLID
Can we mention that one cutscene with the blue haired girl dancing and the guy dating because it was really really funny

Anyways Camilla. I'm basic I know.
Tie between Yuri and Monika (that's literally the point of the game)
Rin (this is literally the point of the game)
Been a while since I played it but Neon Purple easily
No comment
Aeris this, Tifa that. But what about the BOYS?
Risky Boots was always a personal fave
Jonathan and Flynn though??? Sleeper hits
Her name is Ulala for a reason
they fucking cooked in this game for no reason, what the hell?

have to pick sistina
Lady... <333
So basic but it's Trish
Always loved Zero, yes I'm bisexual

Leviathan can get it though
Eve stole my heart (and my lungs but idk what it do)
Poison had the biggest glowup in series history
If I had a nickel each time there was a fighting game with a hot character that had a last name "Valentine", I'd have two nickels, but it's still weird it happened twice.
Elphet Valentine is literally me
In that same league as Persona 4 where I didn't have a crush but I romanced Hifumi Togo (and then Kawakami on accident, oopsies)
I didn't have a crush on any characters per se but I romanced Marie if it means anything
QUEEN ELIZABETH (everyone else is awesome too)
Gacha Game aside, please tell me RiCO lives to see Rockman X9
Gacha Game part 3
Jesus Christ Part 2

3 Comments


3 months ago

The genshin part is so true.

3 months ago

This might be the best list I've seen on this entire website fr

1 month ago

"Her name is Ulala for a reason" can we get an amen 🙏


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