im really into simulators and shit but this game is actually asshole, unless youre a fucking farmer in real life, your ass is NOT understanding a single thing in this game. tutorial sucks camel cock as well. also more boring than watching two quadriplegics fist fight.

sex droids

I could yap all day about how this game is great for its meta storytelling and its actual story, its amazing, funny ass writing, and its actual engaging battle mechanics that isnt the usual boring-bullshit-turnbased-rpg-snoozefest BUT this game has a snailracing minigame so it deserves the 5/5

spidaman

had to take off half a star cus technically there’s toad inflation in this game.

yea my crew fucking DIED

not as good as the first game imo but at least he has exaggerated swagger

i like beating the shit out of colorful men

best game ever made can’t be beat

great game if you like being called a n* while chopping trees !
offers all the hostility minecraft lacks :)

they should call it paper mario the salami king cus of the way it SLAPS you in the face and puts that ass to sleep. honk shoo is me everytime i even think about putting this game on. it’s been three years since i got this game and i’m just now remembering it even exists rip bobby though.

i wish i could beat okumura so i can finally finish this FUCKING game

it might be a good game

breasts

Starting to go down a spiral and becoming a shell of itself (edit: i lobe mincreft)