The Official Epic Games "Shit I actually care abou" Collection

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Anything I wanted to keep remotely any tabs on from all the free giveaways. Even though I don't know quite why some of these are on here.

I can finally play mid.
Also I know the original is free but at least I didn't actively give money to Nicalis I guess.
Fairly prolific right? Making my way through Portal before I get to any of the more energetic FPS games, I'd really like to try new genres.

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FIRE EMBLEM FANS OF THE WORLD! THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO BREAK IS YOUR CHAINS!
just kinda seems cool honestly
Scrungle blorbno game, and also I don't think I've played a photography game yet
I WILL be beating the Smash-only allegations this year trust in the plan
Someone on another server shilled this a bunch. Don't worry about any Warhammer nonsense I'm just here for some guy who can move infinite tiles a turn or something.
Boomer shooter!! I can finally practice to play that one game with the robot who calls God babe when he prays or whatever that's about.
No clue what this is but I hope it's good.
Some YouTuber i liked shilled the previous one. Simple and clean drifting from the looks of it.
You turn into a chicken for the morph ball
So uh i probably should play the first one
Good presentation and probably an interesting story, worth a shot.
Pinball! Much lower likelihood that a dysfunctional bird power ruins the game than that other demon game whose second word starts with T

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Chill platformer and probably a low time investment
Me already having this on Steam aside, the Mechanicus fan recommended I play this so seems like a good idea.

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I'm gonna have a terrible time playing this
pretty visuals, and I do wonder what that hero is doing looping all over the place
worth giving a runback i think
I ran out of jokes
has a civ interface with the hexagon tiles and everything but doing something i can tell apart from the rest of the pack
Dodo Peak fiction.
Finally, Cocomelon on my very own computer. This might unironically be a game from what I've heard

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A real ass game that I won't be able to get running.

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Actually, I don't need five dollar wad files where you play as Sakuya.
I already know what Rogue's Legacy is. A bunch of mid games
This one's probably legit for the "genre where walking simulator is a really reductive term that denies the accomplishments of any solid work in the design space, while also being such a backhanded accurate appraisal that people just call it that anyways" genre
The catalyst for this whole mess. It's like Kris! From fire embul! Now I NEED an Epic Games!!
I remember people talking about this one a whole lot, that's for sure
Friend in computer science class core gaming
Pretty sure this was forged by the Devil himself or something from the way I hear people talk about it
looks exceptionally alright
Will forever be a thing I can technically play except not really because of mid computer. Like Mario and Princess Beach.
KAO SWEEP
Keepin it real since 2000
I have the terrible reboot too. Another game series that I've heard in passing.
Gaming was ruined when stories stopped being about shooting a big evil bug
A YouTuber was gassing up their friend's game. I don't remember who it was so I don't have to check whether they're a terrible person.
This is like... the Obsidian game that's secretly bad, actually? Am I tracking the Internet discourse right on this.
Kill this person? Yes/No
i couldnt really come up with anything i wanted to say

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woah... sable... like the prince of sable
thats the guy from the frog game... awesome
This is a thing Steph Sterling likes but it's probably not running on my computer
The quirky puzzle platformer with themes of switching between two characters.

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i hope it's not one of those #SoRetro games
The kinda thing that will ruin the next month of your life I presume
Haters mad I only have a moderate amount of childlike whimsy
He kinda looks like a Fall Guy. Has the room to end up really generic from my unprofessional and uninformed assessment.
I have tactics too but I heard it's bad.
youtube told me this sucks
I forgot what this is
i have never heard anyone talk about these except to call them the most generic thing possible
lego games aint gonna hit the same now that im well past middle school
Mario Teaches Typing if it was freakin EPIC

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Probably made by an asshole. Uhh it's not like I paid them money I guess.
There's probably better puzzle games than this
Probably the world's most generic RPG, but you do play as a cat.
Has an It's Mid... kinda vibe

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The only thing I know about this dev is that Sundered was a massive fumble
MADE BY REDDIT
I DID NOT CREATE THIS
IT WAS STOLEN BY INSTAGRAM NORMIES

also it's too much space i think
I don't think that I would ever play this of my own volition, but on the other hand I don't know a whole lotta people who'd be interested in Destiny 2. Not a big loss at all.
"Indie games are cinema" Posts four games meant for 8 year olds
Guilty Gear Strive for penniless ne'er-do-wells
"This year was dnf duel [instead of fightin herds] but id rather get mistaken for a mlp fan than a dnf duel player" - me in the skugs server
apparently it's shit

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apparently it's shit
Pretty sure I only added this bc there's a stunfisk mod named Wildcat. Gunned for the Emerald Battle Factory record and everything.
I wasted 3 dollars on steam forgetting i had this graaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Do I look like I know what a VR is?

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