The almost jarring dissonance between the jovial anime high-schoolers-vs-the-world tone, and the real world human atrocities it's historically based on was not enough for me to not enjoy it.

Playing this game is like meeting up with an old school friend who, after so many years, has clearly had a glow-up, only to slowly realise through subtle hints and mannerisms that they've also become an incel.

Since no one really cares whether this is good or not; doesn't the guy on the cover look like he'd pay for porn?

A typical day in Brisbane.

This game unalterably changed my taste in woman.

A very real early game strategy is to run to the edge of the world and fish until you've caught a motorised chainsaw shark and a pickaxe hammerhead shark. If that even slightly peaks your interest, buy this game.

Balan Wonderworld manages to mix the wondered questioning of how the Pyramids were built, with the morbid curiosity of a fatal car crash.

It's been over a decade since I last played this, but there are moments of beauty in this game so raw that they were instantly seared onto my retinas.

The best thing about this game is that you can lag switch yourself through the final boss door at the beginning of the game, ending it instantly.

wreith's Review of the Video Game "Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie": The Official Review of the Official Game of the Movie - it's aight.

Maybe if you spent less time sexually assaulting woman and more time making an actual game we wouldn't be here, now would we Blizzard?

Playing Ocarina of Time is like dunking your head into the primordial ooze of 3D gaming and seeing every single gameplay mechanic of the past 25 years fully formed and ready to go.

Majora's Mask is for gamers whose favourite holiday is Halloween and lowkey dislike one of their parents.

Y'know the infinite monkey theorem? Black Flag is like one of those monkeys actually typing out the first few acts of Hamlet before reverting back to hitting keys at random.

Redfall? Yea, it fell alright.