SS2 is so detailed and demanding in where you can allocate your upgrade points, that when I'd finally unlocked the privilege of firing the shotgun I'd found half-a-game ago, it sounded like the moans of God.

He's a little friend :)

Rift Apart is the teacup ride in the Ratchet & Clank amusement park. Safe, market-tested, over before you know it, and promptly forgotten.

BioShock Infinite is an ok game, but it is not a good BioShock game.

In my mind, I've played it for 60 hours. On my Steam account, I've played it for 140 hours. In my heart, I haven't play it enough.

This is the closest you're gonna get to accurately roleplaying Star Wars without dealing with mustard gas levels of BO.

What makes Yakuza 0 special is that you can go from your best friend wishing to mercy kill you so you're spared from Yakuza torture, to bowling for a chicken that manages your real estate monopoly, in less than 10 minutes.

Going Commando is the best Ratchet & Clank. Better guns, memorable planets and enemies, they even say "fuck" once - that's sick as fuck.

Is this actually a 5 star game? Not really, it's more like a 4 star game. However, it is the first game I ever played, and the one that started my obsession with video games, so fuck it we ball.

MGR:R replaces "reason" and "subtlety" with an electric katana wielding one-eyed secret agent ninja cyborg that drinks spinal fluid for electrolytes and picks fights with a US presidential candidate, who's also a super-soldier.

My friend's got +500 hours in this game and can now identify each gun by gun shot alone, regardless of distance. I wish he got his dick wet instead.

Australia: The Game (Great Barrier Reef Edition)

Hyper-aggressive Soulsborne showing the devastating effects drugs and Brexit has had on the local communities of Newcastle upon Tyne.

Like a skeletal boney boy that comes out the crypt and does a little dance for us; He hasn't got much meat on the bones, but boy has he got some moves on 'em.

Skyrim has persisted because its first playthrough is a lightning-in-a-bottle experience, but once you’ve experienced it, all you have left is an empty bottle.