The best thing about this game is that you can lag switch yourself through the final boss door at the beginning of the game, ending it instantly.

wreith's Review of the Video Game "Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie": The Official Review of the Official Game of the Movie - it's aight.

Maybe if you spent less time sexually assaulting woman and more time making an actual game we wouldn't be here, now would we Blizzard?

Playing Ocarina of Time is like dunking your head into the primordial ooze of 3D gaming and seeing every single gameplay mechanic of the past 25 years fully formed and ready to go.

Majora's Mask is for gamers whose favourite holiday is Halloween and lowkey dislike one of their parents.

Y'know the infinite monkey theorem? Black Flag is like one of those monkeys actually typing out the first few acts of Hamlet before reverting back to hitting keys at random.

Redfall? Yea, it fell alright.

Persona 5 is to JRPG's what Cowboy Bebop is to anime.

The greatest FPS of the 21st century has been buried under an avalanche of functionless bloat and baffling game design choices so great, that I don't know how big of a shovel we'd need to get it out.

Visually, tonally, sonically, and atmospherically evil. It's like blood, rain, heat, and dirt personified in the best way possible.

Devil May Cry 3 is the Arch of the Covenant for mid-2000's cool, but rather than melting peoples faces off when opened, it blasts Linkin Park's "Meteora" as loud as it can while shooting out Blockbuster membership cards like its life depends on it.

This game felt like going to see a Nirvana tribute band, only to find Kurt Cobain's mutilated corpse strung up by the overhead railing like a marionette, Fender Mustang bolted to the rotten meat that long ago were once his hands.

If tropes from the early PS3 & Xbox 360 days were some type of fungal infection, then DMC4 is one of those zombie ants that's already crawled to the top of the tallest branch to release spores.

It's not as bad as people say it is, but if it was wiped off the face of the Earth by divine retribution, I also wouldn't care.

If Game of Thrones had less complexity, more kaiju battles, and half the show was season 8.