Games That I Will Never Play
A bold statement for sure, so I tried to pick my games carefully. I tried to avoid games I've watched before but I did make a few exceptions. I also tried to include games for unique reasons but also, made a few exceptions.
Please don't be mad if a game you love is here I only hate a few of these.
Please don't be mad if a game you love is here I only hate a few of these.
41 Games
I have way too much social anxiety to look someone dead in the eyes as I milk a cow's udder.
My least favorite part of Alan Wake was the combat. So naturally I would love a game where it was only Alan Wake's combat system.
A really fascinating game that I will keep a respectable distance from as to not witness more furry latex porn than one human can handle in a lifetime.
There is not a single funny white man with glasses and a disturbing WiiU addiction that will ever convince me playing this is a good idea.
I can excuse most of the dumb crap in this game, but the fascination with poop jokes is so ever-present that I don't think I could stomach my way through it without being blindfolded.
I find this game to be repulsive. A disgusting gore and piss fetish monstrosity that glorifies the brutal deaths of children for nothing more than shock value.
I couldn't take enough showers in my entire life to recover from the experience of playing this.
I find these self-aware commentaries on the video game industry to be, while in concept good messages, in execution horribly boring.
No stop it's already dead.
I've heard playing this game is as fun as hitting your fingers with a hammer so honestly nothing but positive reception the whole way around.
I won't give the devs what they want.
Woah wow transphobia yuck!
While this game does look fun, I have a very sensitive gag reflex. This is rich coming from a huge Binding of Isaac fan but I played that many years ago when I was stronger and built a resistance to it.
I've spent most of my life accepting the fact that I will never be a Harry Potter fan, and I'm glad to see that I have never been punished for my decision.
I wouldn't care if this game had better ratings than The Last of Us, this is probably not my cup of tea.
I don't think I've ever seen a single Jackbox Game Tier List that didn't have Zeeple Dome at dead last.
Can't play a game that never comes out.
I tried this game for one round, I chose the champion that looked like Dr. Eggman, then I never played it again.
I don't think this is an unpopular take.
Jerma's playthrough of The Two Towers put the fear of God in my heart so I will avoid this game like the plague.
I actually love this game. I also love my computer and everything on it. The decision between the two is not hard.
The original is perfect, is there really any reason at all to play this version?
I'll take "Zero Cultural Impact" for 500 Alex.
Mario Party DS could get away with being sequestered on a handheld because it was actually good.
I think there are more remakes of this game than there are grains of sand on a beach.
Look at how they massacred my boy!
![NieR Re[in]carnation](https://images.igdb.com/igdb/image/upload/t_cover_big/co7bm4.jpg)
My hot take is that I don't think a single NES game has aged well, and I can only think of one or two of them that are still fun today. The rest are pretty awful.
Overwatch was actually a pretty fun game, I sure hope there's no company controversy that would sour my taste on any potential sequels.
Ah yes when I pressed this button the first time I was sprayed with battery acid, let's press the button again and see what happens.
I think playing this game would make my existing depression way worse.
"This is the best Pokemon game! Regular Pokemon is mid!" They say about a game which features the KKK Pokemon.
I don't want to perform euthanasia on my last 3DS's touch screen.
It's so weird that Pokemon went from generation 7 to generation 9, like, hello? You missed a number!
These just aren't made for me, which is weird that games like this and Elmo's Number Adventure end up on the same list but I won't ruin anyone else's fun.
Imagine being able to play P.T. in the year of our lord 2023.
So you don't like torture porn, huh? Would you like it if you also had timed electricity re-routing puzzles? No? Random tripwires maybe? Wait don't go-
Simply having someone tell me what happens in this game made me want to vomit. I would give up an organ before I ever play this.
Trust me I want to..but..where do I even begin?
I have tried watching through this game more than six times and I can never finish it because it's so fucking boring. I imagine having to play it would be even worse.
I am never, under any circumstances, turning my WiiU on again.
I have way too many trust issues to even consider playing this as a joke.
