The Age of the Totally Superfluous Video Game Remake

It's here and boy oh boy does it suck

Dragon Quest III: HD-2D Remake
Dragon Quest III: HD-2D Remake
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Remake
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Remake
The Witcher Remake
The Witcher Remake
Epic Mickey: Rebrushed
Epic Mickey: Rebrushed
Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
Riven
Riven
Silent Hill 2
Silent Hill 2
Until Dawn
Until Dawn
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons Remake
Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons Remake
Persona 3 Reload
Persona 3 Reload
Super Mario RPG
Super Mario RPG
Star Ocean: The Second Story R
Star Ocean: The Second Story R
The 7th Guest VR
The 7th Guest VR
Layers of Fear
Layers of Fear
System Shock
System Shock
Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 4
Like a Dragon: Ishin!
Like a Dragon: Ishin!
Dead Space
Dead Space
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - Reunion
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - Reunion
Tactics Ogre: Reborn
Tactics Ogre: Reborn
The Last of Us Part I
The Last of Us Part I
Destroy All Humans! 2: Reprobed
Destroy All Humans! 2: Reprobed
The House of the Dead: Remake
The House of the Dead: Remake
Pokémon Brilliant Diamond
Pokémon Brilliant Diamond
Actraiser Renaissance
Actraiser Renaissance
Virtua Fighter 5: Ultimate Showdown
Virtua Fighter 5: Ultimate Showdown
NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139...
NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139...
Myst
Myst
Demon's Souls
Demon's Souls
XIII
XIII
Mafia: Definitive Edition
Mafia: Definitive Edition
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
Destroy All Humans!
Destroy All Humans!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated
Panzer Dragoon: Remake
Panzer Dragoon: Remake
Warcraft III: Reforged
Warcraft III: Reforged
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey
Spyro Reignited Trilogy
Spyro Reignited Trilogy
Luigi's Mansion
Luigi's Mansion
Secret of Mana
Secret of Mana
Shadow of the Colossus
Shadow of the Colossus
Yakuza Kiwami 2
Yakuza Kiwami 2
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
Yakuza Kiwami
Yakuza Kiwami

105 Comments


1 year ago

surprised the two kiwamis are on here and not LAD ishin
kiwami 1&2 have changes rather contentious by fans, LAD Ishin (as we know thus far) doesn't have any egregious changes and I recall them saying they're aiming to be as accurate as possible this time around

1 year ago

That one's so superfluous I literally FORGOT it isn't just a port. And I have it pre-ordered lol. Anyway, added.

1 year ago

Its appropriate to release the Silent Shill Poo remake right around the time as Silent Hill Fart, they're both probably gonna be stinky

1 year ago

@BlazingWaters oh yea I'm sure it'll be fine and the pre-release footage I've seen looks good, but given that it's a game that was originally on ps4 (and ps3) that's being remade for ps4 (and ps5) it probably fits the bounds of this list

1 year ago

I feel like some of these have a good reason for being brought over. Yeah the remakes flubbed some stuff but comparing dead space or tlou both being very accessible, with a remaster even vs games trapped on ps3 with shoddy emulation for a long time is different. Still fair to blame them for not doing ports but at least some of these are new worldwide (replicant, ishin,)

1 year ago

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1 year ago

I thought Nier Replicant was better good, and it's nice to have the brother version available in the west. Definitely agree on the Bluepoint remakes thought, and I dread the SH2 remake.

1 year ago

Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl

1 year ago

A lot of big titles here. I think you have to dig into the weeds of the 6/10s with no active following to capture the scale of the issue.
The trend of remaking fairly iffy PS2 platformers (Kao the Kangaroo, TY the Tasmanian Tiger, Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy, Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom, etc.) has been the most mystifying to me, but I guess the user reviews show that there is a very appreciative audience for that claptrap. Half of Microids' catalogue are questionable remakes of games from 20 years ago that have no following.

1 year ago

unimaginably bleak list

1 year ago

"LAD Ishin (as we know thus far) doesn't have any egregious changes"
:clueless:

1 year ago

@87th Apparently Kao is a reboot, and Sphinx and Ty are just remastered ports (no idea, had to look these up). SpongeBob definitely qualifies though, and so do Microids' dismal House of the Dead and XIII remakes

1 year ago

modern warfare 2019 is not a remake lol, it's simply a reboot, it's like saying ninja gaiden 2004 deserves to be on this list
where is re1make

1 year ago

I plead for forgiveness for my Modern Warfare ignorance, I thought they were just remaking those now. The GameCube Resident Evil doesn't belong on this list for a number of reasons

1 year ago

what are the reasons, RE1make is unnecessary

1 year ago

If you say so. Anyway, aside from that, this list is about recent ones ("The Age of ...") and as you may or may not be aware GameCube RE came out in 2002.

1 year ago

Would Advance Wars: Re-Boot Camp and the MediEvil) remake count as well?

1 year ago

I'd say so yeah

1 year ago

The purist in me wants to say the Crash N.Sane Trilogy and Spyro Reignited Trilogy are superfluous, at the very least N.Sane Trilogy is straight up objectively inferior to the original due to the screwed up platforming. Though apparently the Reignited version of Spyro 3 is still very buggy.

1 year ago

Yeah those ones were on the line for me but I feel like the pertinent question is "should they have just done a slightly remastered port instead" and I think the answer for those two is yes.

1 year ago

add max payne remakes

1 year ago

If they take Max Payne 1 and 2 and make them look and play like 3, I am prepared to call that not superfluous

1 year ago

While I do disagree with the Spyro Trilogy, Mario & Luigi Games and Luigi’s Mansion being on here I think Ratchet 2016, No More Heroes: Heroes Paradise, Klonoa Wii, and Rayman Revolution are good choices

1 year ago

@DJSCheddar
then how come games like NieR and Kiwami are here if changing the game to be more modern like the new ones isn't superfluous?

1 year ago

Didn't say that

1 year ago

you just said it's not superfluous to make mp1/2 look and play like 3
kiwami 1/2 were made to make og 1 and 2 play and look like the y0 and 6 respectively yet it's here in a list of superfluous remakes? i dont get it lol

1 year ago

Yes, that is clear to me

1 year ago

okay then max payne 1 and 2 should be here

1 year ago

is the diablo 2 remake good, or does that also belong here?


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