Can't believe they released moldy shit that is somehow worse than the first game.

This game gives off the same feeling as stepping in shit.

This game is mind numbingly boring.

Got to the final boss with three lives left and no continues used and nearly had to use two of my continues on him, what a scumbag.

Notice how in the credits it clearly shows that the police guy is the real hero of the story? Police car driver is the MVP.

Try not to die against the onslaught of the same 3 enemies so you can spam your police nukes on the bosses: the video game.

The stupid smug bear can go get kicked by a horse and die. You need to be absolutely cracked and on steroids to get the best speed run rank in the second cooking minigame. Also the asinine soccerball swing game makes me want to die. I hope all the bears in this game get their innards ripped out right after they watch their families get tortured to death. I only needed one more backdrop for the 100% completion and I think the game is broken so I can't get it.

Some of the minigames were pretty aight though.

I am the greatest, I am the champion, fear my almighty power. I look down on your unimportant tiny towers with disgust. To think one might fantasize that they'll ever be my peer or superior is laughable.

these games are complete fucking shit

I want to die, this is the worst game I have ever played. This game will drive you mental with its shitty excuse of gameplay. Never touch this shit with a ten foot pole, you are welcome in advance.

Ninja Gaiden be damned, hammer bro with no fire flower is the hardest NES game.