game by Redditor edge lords to for autistic losers to act like its more important and impactful than it actually is

It literally just hatred before hatred dropped

I loved almost every minute of this game super creative and fun and feels like a game i'd have played on the ps2. Movement is just so fluid and fun the game might as well be the floor is lava with how much air time you can get with the core moveset as well as the combo meter on the right rewarding you for keeping it going as long as you can. only point i'd say is meh with this game is the bossfights they're not much to right home about and are super simple to beat other than that this is definitely the best game I've played all year so far any fans of 3d platformers do not miss out on this one.

its not bad but honestly just play fear 1 or ghostrunner instead those are way better

A fun combo of the MG2 MSX and MGS1 PS1 great sprite art , fantastic music, a non canon but fun story that asks what if MG2 didn't happen tho I do wonder if there was supposed to be more considering the ending seems to imply there was going to be more games in future guess koji pro got too bucy with MGS 2 ZOE and boktai to put any focus into it still if you're an MGS fan this is one to check out

thank you fatlus for using retards like me to beta test your shit game by releasing an unfinished shit fest combo of 3 and 4 but didn't understand what made those games good and instead replace it with dogshit

I can for the most part understand why people gave this game such glowing reviews back in the day Retro was able to take the Metroid formula and effortlessly convert it into 3D which is double impressive for this game being the studio's first game and how it seemed like a project that was doomed from the start since Nintendo didn't seem to care what retro was doing hence why their founder was using the money given to him to host porn sites

I'd say the biggest gripe I have with this game is kind of how slow it is compared to something like Super Metroid but that's understandable when you're working with an fps framework the thing I just plain got annoyed about was the sheer amount of backtracking there is compared to super or even fusion it just got tedious

overall a game that holds up well to this day and is another game that reminds me of the best generation gaming being the GameCube era they also did a mostly fantastic game job remastering this game taking an already really good-looking game and made it better the only cons being it can get overly dark and hard to see in some areas and the thermal visor looking like ass

this game can be beaten in like 30 minutes and feels less engaging than the Magnavox odessy game number 6

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haven't felt this weird and split on a game in a long while


I think the MGS4 comparisons folks have been making are pretty valid both are big celebration games literally acknowledging everything that has come before in a way that for the most part feels earned which is a double-edged sword cause I doubt they will ever able to do anything again like this in terms of fanservice that can top it.

The gameplay is a fantastic upgrade from 7 in terms of strategy being able to move around and seeing exactly where your attack will land/the area of your attacks really leads to alot of fun encounters that feels super satisfying to pull off like throwing a goon into the direction of your teammate and them hitting em then that same teammate hitting em mid air then following up with a ground attack to get even more damage.

The open world is brimming with so many things to do in all 3 towns Hawaii is such a breath of fresh air for this series in terms of the variety of locale and the sheer insane amount of things to do inside of it and the returning towns ijincho and kamurocho are spiced up with kiryu’s bucket list which was probably one of the best highlights of this game for me seeing literally everything from the character’s nearly 20-year-old history in these games came back in some form or another had me smiling a lot.

However as good as everything else is about this game the plot is sadly the worst part about easily. If 7 had basic gameplay and a great story this game has the opposite issue the story has a decent start honestly takes awhile before going places and when it does start going places alot of it feels contrived for the sake of getting us from point a to point b the villains are really lack luster for the series Bryce is nothing but a mustache-twirling cult leader who i never really felt much threat from, Dwight is kinda fun although I think that mostly comes from him being played by Danny Trejo in the dub and he’s great in everything he is in, Ebina is the biggest outlier and really needed alot more time in the oven he barely has any screen time for you to really understand his motive of wanting to get revenge on the yakuza and just to make things even more weird with him they say he’s Ichiban’s half brother but in all honesty it means nothing as the two only meet iirc like one time in the beginning of the game, Yamai is probably the best villain in the game due to him being the most recurring and him actually having good development that i wish went into the rest of them. The main cast I dont have all the much to complain about I think most drink links are good with the expectations of Adachi and Joongi han just being boring to sit through although that leads me into another issue i have the game clearly didnt know what to do with han he shows up near the end of the game to point Ichi’s team in the right direction then doesnt really do anything and because of that he’s IMO the worst party member in the game in terms of use since he’s underleveled compared to the rest of the party and them making HItman a shell of what it was in 7. The ending really feels like it comes out of nowhere I get its supposed to be Ichi doing what he wanted to do for Masato in 7 but for Eiji but because the game sort of forgets that he exists in the last two chapters it sort of comes out of nowhere due to an apparent boss fight of his that was cut from the final game and thus to me loses alot of impact that scene could have had its not bad just not 100% earned imo. I think one of the biggest “Why” moments that baffles me is them just unceremoniously killing off Hanawa after Gaiden came out to set him up and seemed like he was supposed to be a big deal for at least the next few games or so but no he shows up for a few scenes in 8 then gets shot in the gut like what? What was the point then? The last point of the story I wanna talk about is the post-credits scene Ichiban spends a whole year away from Saeko not talking to her and finally then he has a chance to make things right with her only for the writers to come up with a really fucking stupid ass joke that makes Ichiban look like a complete fool all for the sake of a random joke (cant lie i did laugh at it) but still what the hell and then there’s Kiryu’s side where you see Haruka and Haruto visiting him then you get this strange scene of him saying his name is Kiryu looking way skinnier with an achievement of the “the man who reclaimed his name” I'm like uh what? Nothing about that made any sense to me. Even MGS4 did this better with Solid Snake also having not much time to live being told to go live and experience life what what little time he has left by his father and Otacon tagging along to be a witness to the legend’s final moments giving the battle-hardened soldier final moments to live free even if it’s short a true Shakespearean tragedy Kiryu doesn't get that luxury and Idk doesnt feel right to me.


In conclusion, I still really enjoyed my time with this game alot however the story ended up being the weakest part of the experience Im hoping this isnt the start of a downward trend for RGG now that Nagoshi is gone since the last few games they released have all had some massive issues in one form or another we’ll to wait and see i suppose.

ive never played this game but holy shit i fucking hate everything surrounding it with every fibre in my being

ok now that we're 7 years removed of this game coming out and bringing crash back can we actually judge this game as a remake and how bad it is? Sure they made a lot of qol choices for crash 1 that's wonderful but now the whole trilogy feels and looks like shit crash's hit box is awful and he drops like a damn rock now there's so many times I failed jumps or slipped off platforms which never happened in 2 and 3 if I went back and played the originally and the vehicles in 3 now are awful feeling the jet ski as coco is the greatest example in the of it felt slick and fast to control in the remake its slow as shit and the camera work doesn't sell you on the speed looks wise why the hell did they take a game that was supposed to mimick a lot of looney toon cartoons back in the day and tried to make it look realistic in terms of lighting and facial movements and textures nsane crash has always looked uncanny as shit to me


point is while again I'm glad this brought the orange fuck back it left a slightly bad taste in my mouth