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So I was playing this game earlier today to platinum finish it, the last achievement I needed to get was the one where you get all your themes. I had gotten all of them besides the rainbow one the first time I played the game, however I had to delete my save file to get the Rainbow theme again. So I got that, but I had forgotten one color theme, which happened to be one of the beginning ones. That color was blue, which coincidentally is my nickname with my close friends. I got the blue theme when I went to get that blue theme. And I don’t know why but I cried when I did that. This game is something special to me. Niko my beloved

arbiter standing there while his husband master chief has a beautiful tearful reunion with his ai wife cortana in multiplayer mode like dis: 🧍

you don't play as john halo but you kill aliens and doesn't afraid of anything

Half-life 3 and Silksong fans are so melodramatic when they say how long they've been waiting for a sequel. Try being a Cathode Ray Tube Amusement Device fan

Klonoa is so expressive with just the word wahoo

This games so cool though, willing to just be itself in so many ways, easy to see why it glued onto so many peoples brains

Klonoa cutest of all time

One of those big Youtubers who can find lost media or other obscure shit needs to launch a hunt for the identity of Columns 3 Guy

Who is this man on Columns III? And why is he also on Sonic?

When i was a kid i went to my friends birthday party and some dumbass i never met before was playing this on my friends wii and i thought it looked cool so i asked

"What is that game"
Then he was like "i dunno"
Then i said "Well youre playing the game what the cr*p is it"
He responds "i dont know"
I beg "Do you know the name of the game atleast"
He grimaces and says "no"
...."Can i p-
"no"

So i leave the room and come back and the game is paused so i sit down and continue playing and according to my mom because at this point in the story for whatever reason shes sitting down near the couch that im playing the game on. The kid from before comes back and says "thats my game give it back" and im like "What" "dude give me my game back youre mean" For some reason according to my mom i just stare at him for 1 minute straight emotionless and he just leaves i have no recollection of this

Anyway, the game fucking sucks but it takes an hour to beat so if you want to digest some slop bone apple tit

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Am actually the main character of this game

British Klonoa is my new headcanon :)