Ranking all The Legend Of Zelda games I've played

Did you know that they made Zelda games before Breath of The Wild?

This one basically invented having depression and anxiety. Also it's a pretty good(tm) game.
This is like 80s Dark Souls. We should go back to make games like these, but games like these can't exist anymore because our adult brains are fried.
Playing this game makes me shout "Delightful!" in a Broken Matt Hardy accent about every 20-30 minutes.
This one basically invented 3d games. Also it's a pretty good(tm) game.
Like, I have issues with this game, but the answer to most of those issues is "yeah, if we made the game how you would have wanted it would have sold way less", which, y'know, I get that.

Everyone loves this game and they're (mostly) right to do so.

It's not perfect, it doesn't fully deliver on its promises of adventure and wonder. But it really really tries and I appreciate that.
TINGLE JUMPSCARE!

(I mean, this is made by ex-Love De Lic guys. We love that stuff here)
I wrote a whole backloggd thing about this one. Just go read that. I'm too lazy to summarize it.
Look, I'm easy to please. I like pastel colours and Link and Zelda being cute togheter.
They made a tiny and worse Wind Waker, and tbh it's still pretty allright. The touch controls were also pretty ok for the time.
Sorry. I don't like this game as much as most people seem to. It's stuck between the freeform experience of original TLOZ and the more guided/narrative direction the series is moving towards. A transitional game.

Marvelous: Mōhitotsu no Takarajima is the better version of this game. Way more charming.
Weird contrast between the more serious/evocative elements, and a lot of silly references and slapstick. It's allright.
This is like when a children's cartoon does a "Darker" season, but like, it's still clearly a children's cartoon, so the only real change is that all of the designs are more pointy.
I feel like all of the handled Zelda games are just the same game over and over again.
To be fair to this game, you can't really do a sequel to the original TLOZ. To also be fair to the game, it's a very mid game regardless.
I feel like all of the handled Zelda games are just the same game over and over again.
I feel like all of the handled Zelda games are just the same game over and over again.
I have a funny story about this game from the time I was actually writing for proper websites, but I'm like 50% on if it's an NDA breach to tell it.

Anyhow I don't like this much.

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