This game isn't "secretly good" its just plainly brilliant. The Whole Package. Just sit with it- have a good and meaningful experience!

It does, in fact have an identity of its own. Perhaps the closest a game has made me return to the state of a kid sitting in front of their TV on a late Sunday Morning playing the Dreamcast, except it controls like it was made today (because it was).

This game recognizes the tight struggle of existence and meditates deeply on what it means to be home.
The vibes are immaculate, and this narrative is worth your time. Buy it. Buy the shirt. Give (24) copies to your friends.

Before the Green Moon effortlessly distills a moment of life in all of its harsh, tearing, enduring beauty. It is the rare kind of game which promises that you never have to say goodbye to wonderful people you meet, and it says so with as much cruel sincerity as someone would in real life.

If you can truly open your heart, please pick up this beautiful game. Play it and reflect on where you're at, and why you're going. I promise it is worth your time.

I'm not smart enough to memorialize Dujanah, so you should let it speak for itself instead.

This game radically transformed my life and my sense of humor.

I'd write a review of the witness, but I wouldn't want anyone giving Jonathan Blow their money. Instead enjoy this free, excellent parody. Now THERE'S a good puzzle!

If you are addicted to walking around and filling out maps (both mental and literal) you will have a really good time

I have spend 3 months attempting to think of anything wrong with this game and I've got nothing

I was told "woah they preserved the spirit of old shooters" and then was greeted by multiple upgrade trees and EXP quests. Apparently, we are to expect worse now.
Don't play on hard. Any shooter should be ashamed of itself if any guy sized dude doesn't die in 2 shotgun hits

A lot of people aren't aware that the Stanley Parable itself is a sequel to itself, so they decided to do that again, despite being nearly a decade out from themselves. How did they do it? How are they still making me laugh?

This is maybe very inside baseball to appreciate- you have to want to see videogames as artistic mediums with intent to be considered to enjoy the subtler details and decisions. Truly you need a high I.Q. to--

Somehow, this version is metatextually relevant to the Stanley Parable. In this way, it is worth your time.

Perhaps the truest Sacramento experience of regret and insular exploration. If you complain about the length you are a loser

They really though people would like the gummi ship, huh?

(NOTE: play on hard mode to have an actual good time)