2020
I can play as the Blazers and put like 230 points on the Warriors, it would be nice if the timing on jumpers wasn't so dependent on a tiny little dial above your head but whatever. My Team might be one of the weirdest gacha games I've ever played and I'm not really comfortable with the implications of it.
Not the best Yakuza game but definitely better than 6.
2007
Extremely good vibes but as a set of systems it has stretches were it just decides not to be a good time, where it will just throw you on a beach with a bunch of enemies with guns who can run away as much as they want until you finally get them in a corner.
Really charming translation, great vibes, kind of annoying puzzles sometimes.
2016
Mid little puzzler, cool frog
Most story developments had less emotional effect on me than the revelation that Mach Bowl is a gym now
2011
Deeply underrated co-op campaign, much better than the single player campaign, which is the worst sort of Expansion Sequel, a sequel that says "you liked the sexy evil robot, what if that came back and there was a stupid evil robot too, and a evil human science man but from the 70s, which are the Funny Decade, if you mention that decade you're automatically funny, and what if it was like ten hours long instead of maybe two" and every character is snarkier, angrier, and has access to a time machine.
Anyway the puzzles were cool, and you can have your robot do a little laser point to show the other robot where to shoot
Anyway the puzzles were cool, and you can have your robot do a little laser point to show the other robot where to shoot
A mechanical improvement on Returns but a visual downgrade. It's a wash.
The ideal pro wrestling experience
2007
Pretty solid puzzle platformer that ended up being underappreciated because everyone got super horny for the singing cake robot
Slop
2019
Like the gaming version of a Delillo novel.
2010
The man, the king, the god of this shit.
2013
Hey kids, do you like Christopher Nolan movies but wish they were more racist?
A very well structured Batman game that along with the Assassin's Creed games and Skyrim spawned a brood of the worst aesthetic experiences in modern history, The 2010s Open World Action RPG Collect-A-Thon wave.