Yagami's motivation in this game is pussy

If you pick Bean you're a fucking cheater

My only exposure to this series before playing this game was the starbomb song

"My name is Oldboy" - Oldboy 2013 starring Josh Brolin
Wow! This game is just like episode 112 of family guy, "I dream of Jesus." Travis is watching Spongebob and scooby doo. Hey, Siri open the door please the rock is calling. The best move with the sword is the up attack. My slump is crazy btw.

"Rosebud" - Citizen Kane 2



"Fuck it im trying to do shit" - Clay after Iasked him to heal me in overwatch.

Oldboy (Korean: 올드보이; RR: Oldeuboi; MR: Oldŭboi) is a 2003 South Korean neo-noir action thriller film[4][5] co-written and directed by Park Chan-wook. It is based on the Japanese manga of the same name written by Garon Tsuchiya and illustrated by Nobuaki Minegishi. Oldboy is the second installment of The Vengeance Trilogy, preceded by Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance and followed by Lady Vengeance.

Don't joke about oldboy or the hobbit will kill you!!!

They don't mention Schrödinger's cat. How am I suppose to know this is a visual novel

They did not need to make Mabuchi's theme that good

The sexual tension between Louie and Olimar was very progressive for the time

A good game wouldn't literally be the same gameplay loop over and over and over again. Other games actually have the wherewithal to mix it up, add layers to it. Travis Strikes Again doesn't do that. You literally gotta be a braindead fanboy to enjoy this, or a nintendrone that doesn't know what quality is and therefore can't compare it to anything.

This review contains spoilers

The secret of Onomichi is...

This review was written before the game released