LemonJam
2004
there is nothing i can say about half life 2 that no one has ever told you, just play it. I don't rate it super highly just cause it doesn't exactly blow my mind, its vibes and story just don't do it for me. But it'll probably do it for you, this game is that good.
2009
Really fun game to mod the shit out of and laugh with friends. I didn't play the pvp mode, just the pve but from what I did play I had quite a bit of fun with it.
2020
I played this game for Richard Horvitz. I am happy with that. I like a lot of the alien tropes and the destruction makes me all giddy like a child, but I feel that it can wear thin pretty easily.
I feel like this game needs to be in your library to be considered a human being. Like, I don't mean that as its a MUST play, but like, if you do not have Skyrim anywhere in your library then I do not think you're a real person. Your dad has skyrim, I have skyrim, your cousin has skyrim, your friend has skyrim and has probably modded Samus Aran and sex into the game.
The game itself is fine fun enough, it's an RPG, it's got some fun enough combat, a fun enough character creator. It's not the greatest game ever made but, it's solid.
The game itself is fine fun enough, it's an RPG, it's got some fun enough combat, a fun enough character creator. It's not the greatest game ever made but, it's solid.
If you don't have the guitar controller, don't even bother. You need to experience that thing firsthand to understand how cool this was. My first ever rhythm game, a genre I grew to love immensely. It also introduced me to some hella cool rock and metal, particularly Metallica and Dragonforce^
^Dragonforce isn't that cool but i like it ok :(
^Dragonforce isn't that cool but i like it ok :(
2011
The fighting game of all time
Like I really can't stress this if you just want a fighting game, *a* fighting game, I can totally recommend this one.
Like I really can't stress this if you just want a fighting game, *a* fighting game, I can totally recommend this one.
1994
This game is weird. It's very different but I honestly like how quirky and weird it is, I like how it feels in comparison to the first game. Don't sleep on this one.
2016
Super cute, super relaxing. I'm not super into the progression of the game, but I can totally see why this sucks people in. The mechanics are very well executed and the vibes are off the charts.
2017
I am just not that crazy into Mario Kart, but even then this was a damn solid entry. It is the perfect example of something just getting the damn job done. Also apparently it has a ludicrous amount of courses now so?????
2009
This game felt like it was missing a little something, particularly a character to truly grip me. The story wasn't exactly greatly written, but it was fun enough that I can ignore that. I like the characters, but there wasn't one I loved.
The combat is super fun though, even as someone who is objectively the worst video gamer ever sharted out of a womb and found this game to be a bit too difficult for my little baby chimp brain, I still loved controlling Bayo.
The combat is super fun though, even as someone who is objectively the worst video gamer ever sharted out of a womb and found this game to be a bit too difficult for my little baby chimp brain, I still loved controlling Bayo.
2018
COCK AND STONE
There's something rotten in this game that makes it just addicting. It's a master class in weapon and class diversity and balancing. It's very good at keeping the player engaged without abusing consumer-hostile methods. It's seasons last a whole 6 months, giving you ample time to get what you want (while still providing the stuff you missed rarely, but totally legitimately.) It's fun as hell and with very few weaknesses.
There's something rotten in this game that makes it just addicting. It's a master class in weapon and class diversity and balancing. It's very good at keeping the player engaged without abusing consumer-hostile methods. It's seasons last a whole 6 months, giving you ample time to get what you want (while still providing the stuff you missed rarely, but totally legitimately.) It's fun as hell and with very few weaknesses.
2017
Damn really a 2.8?? I mean it's no second coming but like damn it's not that bad. I'd expect at least some hardcore fans to support this game.
It's simple fun. Battle Royale is inherently fun, even if it does have diminishing returns upon repeated playing. However, the content updates keep the game feeling at least slightly fresh. I haven't played for a good year or two, and now I'm seeing there's a bunch of shit that is just blowing my mind. They can change a lot in a short amount of time and that's at least respectable. Though, if you're just not into Battle Royale then this game probably isn't changing your mind.
It's simple fun. Battle Royale is inherently fun, even if it does have diminishing returns upon repeated playing. However, the content updates keep the game feeling at least slightly fresh. I haven't played for a good year or two, and now I'm seeing there's a bunch of shit that is just blowing my mind. They can change a lot in a short amount of time and that's at least respectable. Though, if you're just not into Battle Royale then this game probably isn't changing your mind.
2017
3 AM, take your substance of choice to abuse, sit back in the dark, do not listen to music, don't have a youtube video on in the background. learn about some microbes. This game is very relaxing and quite informative as it features, well, everything, and it has explanations of all the objects from wikipedia I believe, so you can kinda just sit there and possess and object and then once you have it in your little encyclopedia, you can check it out and learn something that you'll probably forget because if you followed my instructions you're shitfaced. But hey, it was a TOTAL trip.
1985
It's a classic, its solid. It's music and art is iconic. It's a little simple, but it's the first Mario Bros. Crazy that they nailed it that easy first try. If you're someone who cares about video games, whether or not you expect your mind to be blown, you should play this game to at least respect the humble beginnings of Mario.
2013
This game was super cool back in high school when all my friends played it. It's a really nice but simple game. The player created levels can get really fun and creative, and a lot of the music is still very much stuck in my head.