Games Played in 2023 Ranked
I guess Ill rank em as I go. Dont take the specific rankings too seriously, especially those at the top but not in the top 3 and those at the bottom, theyre pretty interchangeable and I could change my mind retroactively
165 Games
Its alright but so grindy and padded, I just cannot be assed
regrettably mid puzzler, pretty artstyle but pretentious as all hell
Its just a PSA basically, a bit corny but inoffensive
Admittedly only played for 2 hours but man, too much jank and not enough charm to help me get over that. It flopped on release and I am not surprised
Cool but utterly draining
As we say in Spain : "pasó sin pena ni gloria"
Its a comedy game that didnt make me laugh
Its so disappointing man, starts off as a cute little historical sailing RPG but it just cant sustain itself, the game becomes grindy and shit and the questionable portrayals get more egregious
Wooden acting, overexplains everything
Idk maybe I am dumb but after a couple halos I just felt kinda frustrated by the process of building new ones
meh, mediocre doom clone. You get to punch neonazis and cops though
Just Boring honestly
Middling
Certified Kusoge
Sacrificing gameplay for story is all very well until your story is told through the lens of an unlikeable character and the bafflingly written dog companion.
Somehow, mowing down confederate soldiers with futuristic weaponry just isnt enough to compensate for the tedium and shittiness
Almost good, but far too aggravating
get fucked
whatever
I saw a review describe Neon White as "Lovely Planet but worse and with anime stuff". I can now say that Lovely Planet is just Neon White but 300% more infuriating
A short game I wish was shorter
Played it cause Jsawyer cited as the main inspiration for Pentiment but man I do not vibe with this at all. Unlikeable protagonist, awful dialogue and If I wanted to experience what it was like to be a fuckup returning home after dropping out to a town full of people whom I despise but cannot escape from, well the punchline is that that is already my life!
Trite, forced and manipulative
Great first impression, shame about the rest of the game
Left a sour taste in my mouth, could have been good
Wow we are cool and edgy! Strikes cause capitalism amirite?! Shitty controls and tries way too hard to be umurangi.
At odds with itself
More like that which sucked balls
Like Frog detective but bad
I was halfway enjoying this stealth game (a rare thing for me) when I got softlocked by a bug.
Fucking annoying fmv prick, die!
amateurish
Interesting idea, cringe execution
low effort
Starts out as a mediocre uncharted clone with some verticality, then it starts to get sort of good but I despise the dogfighting controls and those are apparently the highlight of this game so fuck that
Massively disappointing given the prologue
worst game with lung in the title Ive played
If my adhd meds' dosage hadn't lost their effect, I might have had enough patience to endure this bullshit. Skill issue Im sure, but I just dont care
low effort, might have been good if it leaned into its hypnotic quality but its just unfinished. Only cost me like less than a dollar so whatever
More like Demon Turd: Toilet Splash ha gottem
get fucked
Not funny, didnt laugh
Again feels odd to rank, but here I guess. Its a short experimental and deeply personal interactive music album about bipolar disorder
Where the hell do I even rank this? I liked it I guess but didnt rate it cause why
might try again sometime, I think Im just too stupid for this game, it made me sad very quickly.
Again feels odd ranking this. It was a cool experiment
Like when I watched Eraserhead : How boring for such a weird thing
Skill issue but fuck off
What were they thinking?!
almost feel this game, but I guess not quite enough
I didnt rate this, and I kinda feel bad even ranking it, but I guess Ill put it here near the top
dropped pretty soon, just didnt enjoy solving the puzzles ig
That sure is another purate warriors game!
Burns brighter but shorter than most pokemon games. 12 hours and I was done
Idk man in theory I like it but in practice I find the combat kinda annoying
Meh, cant be assed to play more than an hour. No souls like has impressed me thus far (other than actual souls obviously)
Its okay, but its length and almost hobbesian view of humanity just didnt sit right for me. It just feels closer to a zombie apocalypse and human suffering for its own sake rather than how wars of this kind actually go. idk
Good vibes
Good speedrunning stuff but makes me too angry to keep playing
im too impatient for this shit
Look, I'll probably play it again at some point, cause I quite liked the first few hours I played, but its so fucking buggy man. Like my ass got trapped at the explosion on the warehouse mission cause a door just wouldnt let me go through even though it was open? There was no way through, it showed a locked icon but the door was open and there were npcs shooting at me. Idk that just really soured me, and I didnt want to start that generally annoying mission all over again
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@CDX Glad to help
CDX
1 year ago