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Damn this game really makes me want to Head-On back to Twisted Metal 2.

Nine whole years without a good Call of Duty zombies mode. Think about what that does to a man.

I would let Joe Biden send me to the space army any day just to experience the levels of hype this game generates. If I saw Master Chief and Arbiter doing the shit they do in this game not even Jesus Christ parting the clouds and descending back onto the mortal plane could make me look away. It doesn’t matter how pointless the oil conflict is, if One Final Effort is playing I’m charging into battle. If the level of raw energy in this game was converted to fuel there would be no energy crisis. If you shanked this into the Mohs hardness scale it would score an 11, and then an additional point extra for every person you’re playing with over one. There are no bad levels, no weak characters, no boring enemies, no downtime. JUST. STRAIGHT. GAS.

Whenever I play this game I feel like I'm hanging out with baby Jesus. Like I really love him, and he's amazing, but I also have this strange feeling that he's gonna do something insane when he's older, like every time I see him and he has something new to show me its crazy. And I know one day he's gonna change the world. I can just feel it. But right now he's still just a baby, but he's growing. fast.

I need to replay this game because my first 3 playthrough were tainted by the glazing it gets. Y'all act like this is the only videogame or some shit.

I cried so hard I could hear the wolves howl back to me when I beat that god damn flying bird lady.

The flying bird lady in this one is significantly less brutal.

Watching the development of this game was like watching an ugly duckling fly to the peak of a mountain before getting taken away by an eagle.

"Okay so guys were coming of the tail of possibly the greatest, most crazy, balls to the walls FPS campaign ever, what are we going for now?"
"Um what about a beautiful, depressing game about the human will to move forward against impossible odds where everyone dies at the end including the player?"

Its crazy how you can ignore the multiplayer of this game entirely and it is still one of greatest FPS games ever made. When my friend screams that he's dropping on an Arc Titan and my Titan Falls Too that is so hype.