OurMrReynolds
50 reviews liked by OurMrReynolds
Halo 3
2007
I would let Joe Biden send me to the space army any day just to experience the levels of hype this game generates. If I saw Master Chief and Arbiter doing the shit they do in this game not even Jesus Christ parting the clouds and descending back onto the mortal plane could make me look away. It doesn’t matter how pointless the oil conflict is, if One Final Effort is playing I’m charging into battle. If the level of raw energy in this game was converted to fuel there would be no energy crisis. If you shanked this into the Mohs hardness scale it would score an 11, and then an additional point extra for every person you’re playing with over one. There are no bad levels, no weak characters, no boring enemies, no downtime. JUST. STRAIGHT. GAS.
Ultrakill
2020
Whenever I play this game I feel like I'm hanging out with baby Jesus. Like I really love him, and he's amazing, but I also have this strange feeling that he's gonna do something insane when he's older, like every time I see him and he has something new to show me its crazy. And I know one day he's gonna change the world. I can just feel it. But right now he's still just a baby, but he's growing. fast.