The Magnum Dong Licensed Game List
Licensed games are like assholes; everyone's got them, but what matters is what asshole is better than the other asshole. Did that analogy make any sense, No? Too bad that's the best I can come up with.
(This list will never truly be finished since I can't play every licensed game ever made so I'm gonna be updating this game periodically as I play more or log more that I forgot to log in.)
(This list will never truly be finished since I can't play every licensed game ever made so I'm gonna be updating this game periodically as I play more or log more that I forgot to log in.)
246 Games
That jellyfish fields theme has hunted my childhood, and it's still there taunting me.
145
Slow and boring, just the way I hate em.
144
A third-person/first-person shooter made for people who don't like shooters.
143
Took all the charm away for the original and now we're left with a really mediocre beat him up.
142
Cooking Mama if you have a degradation fetish.
141
Mario Party but boring and unfun.
140
I mean it was free so it's not like complaining about how bare bones it is but it was still super bare bones.
139
One of the most boring VR games I've played. It has a fun novelty but it wears off very quickly.
138
A downgrade in almost every way. Its world and story feels less ambitious, its gameplay is more simplistic, the writing is dull, the AI for Oswald is awful almost making it mandatory to play with someone, and worst of all; it's just boring.
137
It’s shovelware in its least interesting form.
136
This game captured the movie in the best way possible, destroying stuff looks fun……………that’s it.
135
Slightly better than the movie but not by much.
134
From the same game director who would later on being us Mass Effect Andromeda gives us the most boring of the Activision, but still not the worst.
133
Besides having the novelty of playing as Spidy's rouges gallery it's a super mindless beat-em-up with very little replay value.
132
UP yours John Lasseter.
131
Where's my money Dominos?
130
I got the Grimace's Birthday meal, My mcnuggets were hard; as if they were left out for 30 minutes before I got them, my fries were shockley soggy, and the purple shake did something to my stomach that only 20+ dollars of Taco Bell could possibly achieve.
So all and all...........a surprisingly good trip to McDonald's.
So all and all...........a surprisingly good trip to McDonald's.
129
When I was still in school I spent a lot of money on this game. One day my grandmother asked me what I was spending all of my money and not saving it, I then thought about it and I had to ask myself "is this really worth it", I then spent around 10 more dollars on this game and it continued like this for another 5 months until I got bored with the game and moved on to something else.
I deeply hate past STRM so much.
I deeply hate past STRM so much.
128
Pretty whatever short kid game, it looked pretty nice for a cheap digital game but that's about all I can really say about it.
127
As someone who is a huge Hellboy fan (Mike Mignola being a horrible person aside) you couldn’t find someone more excited for this game than me. From the amazing looking shaders Upstream were using to replicate Mignola’s heavy shadows art style to the combat looking fun from the small bits I saw from gameplay videos it look to be the first Hellboy video game that was not only a faithful adaptation from the comics; but also a good game on top of that. Unfortunately that’s not what we got, what we got is a super mediocre roguelike that is so piss easy and repetitive it fails at the most basic approach of being a roguelike.
126
The Chicken fight was pretty good but everything else was just kinda bland.
125
Modern-day South Park depresses the shit out of me man.
124
Anime was a mistake.
123
It's pretty much what you'd expect from an NES version of an arcade game.
122
Somehow has worse racing physics than Calvin Tucker's Redneck: Farm Animals Racing Tournament
121
It's about on par with episode 4 on NES, IE not great but has some really nice looking visuals for NES and especially for an NES licensed games.
120
While it's not really good I've played far worse in terms of licensed games on NES, plus there is some really good looking pixel art used in the game which is impressive given the whole "NES licensed games" conundrum.
119
It's about as middle of the road as modern-day licensed games come.
118
The Mcdonalds of video games, IE it's bland and boring as fuck but the only reason you eat it is because of the recognizable name.
117
I mean I got the game for free so I can't complain too much but it's still pretty eh.
116
It's not Ice Age 2: The Meltdown................................... yeah nope that's it.
115
About as stander as licensed games come.
All it really does is ape on the "God of War-like" gameplay that was popular at the time and slaps the Green Lantern name on it. I guess it was playable but other than that it was just really unmemorable and dull.
All it really does is ape on the "God of War-like" gameplay that was popular at the time and slaps the Green Lantern name on it. I guess it was playable but other than that it was just really unmemorable and dull.
114
I find War for Cybertron really frustrating. On the one hand I think its visuals look really nice and stay pretty faithful to the G1 look while also still giving it their own unique spin on the characters on the other hand the typical 7th gen gray filter makes it hard to shoot enemies when they also blend into the background making the game more frustrating than challenging.
On one hand I think the run and gun play is fun and really refreshing when it came to other 7th gen cover based shooters that were never good like Uncharted 1 or GoW, on the other hand it still plays like a stiff 7th gen shooter and unlike other games it resembles like Vanquish it’s slow and sluggish with enemies that are just bullet spongy enough to feel annoying. Along with that the arena level layouts all just suck. They feel very much gated into one way of progression and with how easily you can die if you’re not always on your feet the gameplay gets boring really REALLY fast.
On one hand I think the story is really neat, being able to see the origins of character relationships and events unfolding that I’m assuming the G1 show had in it’s lore (I’ve never seen any piece of Transformers media I just think the robots look cool), on the other hand the game’s pacing is really shit and having the Decepticon campaign start off the game really didn’t help since the beginning of the game is really weak; it only started it get better with the Autobot campaign but by that point the game is almost over and idk if it’s just a me thing but I just wasn't grip by the story personally.
If you can’t tell, I'm not a Transformers fan and I don’t really have any attachment to these
On one hand I think the run and gun play is fun and really refreshing when it came to other 7th gen cover based shooters that were never good like Uncharted 1 or GoW, on the other hand it still plays like a stiff 7th gen shooter and unlike other games it resembles like Vanquish it’s slow and sluggish with enemies that are just bullet spongy enough to feel annoying. Along with that the arena level layouts all just suck. They feel very much gated into one way of progression and with how easily you can die if you’re not always on your feet the gameplay gets boring really REALLY fast.
On one hand I think the story is really neat, being able to see the origins of character relationships and events unfolding that I’m assuming the G1 show had in it’s lore (I’ve never seen any piece of Transformers media I just think the robots look cool), on the other hand the game’s pacing is really shit and having the Decepticon campaign start off the game really didn’t help since the beginning of the game is really weak; it only started it get better with the Autobot campaign but by that point the game is almost over and idk if it’s just a me thing but I just wasn't grip by the story personally.
If you can’t tell, I'm not a Transformers fan and I don’t really have any attachment to these
113
The most tedious and by the numbers Arkham game to date, at least the setting is pretty great.
No Clayface 4/10
No Clayface 4/10
112
Trying to play this in 8K is one of my most cherished moments with friends, other than that it's just a whatever kids game.
111
It's the ship parts of Battlefront 2 but made into a whole game, never been a fan of the ship parts so shockingly not a huge fan of this either.
110
It's not as good as the first GB TMNT game but idk what I expected from GB.
109
GB games come in 3 categories, ok, shit, god awful. This one just falls under ok which is amazing for most GB games.
108
From what I've played it's the best of the 3 TMNT GB games but honestly that's not saying a lot considering this is still GB.
107
It's just like any other Atari game released near the crash, forgettable.
106
I mean it's fine I guess, when it comes to Atari games where it's so simple I can't really say much about it other then. Eh it's just whatever
105
Inferior in pretty much every way, while it's still fun; I wouldn't say it's awful, but unlike the first game it gets old really fast and it's only 5 hours long so idk what the hell happened
104
Compared to other Spider-Men games this feels the most like a rushed tie-in game. Which I mean it is but other games have been able to hide it better than others.
103
Don't really care all that much about this one, I was just really bored by it.
102
This game ironically reflects modern-day Tim Burton very well, it's got style with some really nice visuals for GBA, and nothing else.
101
The Pirates world was pretty cool but other than that this feels pretty bare bones compared to what Skylanders was doing.
100
Marines Campaign: It's reminiscent of almost every other dark grimy FPS of its era, at most it's just boring.
Xenomorph Campaign: Underwhelming Arkham stealth system mixed together with a character who moves too fast, and can climb on almost all surfaces, making it more of a challenge of not throwing up rather than a challenge on the game's part. It's the worst campaign of the 3.
Predator Campaign: The most fun I've had during the whole game. If they made the hand-to-hand combat better and the AI more responsive it would've been perfect.
Xenomorph Campaign: Underwhelming Arkham stealth system mixed together with a character who moves too fast, and can climb on almost all surfaces, making it more of a challenge of not throwing up rather than a challenge on the game's part. It's the worst campaign of the 3.
Predator Campaign: The most fun I've had during the whole game. If they made the hand-to-hand combat better and the AI more responsive it would've been perfect.
99
I admire the attempt to make a smash bros but for CN, but it just feels way too floaty for a platformer fighter like this to work.
98
it's pretty much just the same as the first only with less interesting levels and fewer of Spidey's rogues gallery.
97
I still kinda wish this made it into a movie instead of a boring PS1 kids game.
96
I really don't like the Sega Genesis so to me this is an inferior version almost every way to TMNTTIT.
95
I swear if I hear the word Smurf one more god damn time I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
94
Kinda wish I could like this as much as everyone else but I just don't like the Sega Genesis that much.
93
It's a classic on the PS1, I just feel like most PS1 games have aged pretty poorly.
92
[Verse 1]
It was a recipe for disaster
A four course meal of no sirree
It seemed that happily ever after
Was happy everyone was after me
[Bridge 1]
It was a cup of good intentions
A tablespoon of one big mess
A dash of overreaction
I assume you know the rest
[Chorus]
One little slip, One little slip
It was a fusion of confusion
With a few confounding things
[Verse 2]
I guess I probably took the wrong direction
Well, I admit I might have missed a sign or two
I ran a light past your affection
At Humiliation Avenue
[Bridge 2]
Took a right turn at confusion
A left when I should've gone straight on through
I ran ahead with my assumptions
We all know what that can do
[Chorus]
[Bridge 3]
I get the feeling in this town
I’ll never live 'til I live down
The one mistake that seems
To follow me around
But they'll forget about the sky
When they all realize this guy's
About to try to learn to fly
Or hit the ground
[Instrumental]
[Bridge 1]
[Chorus 2]
One little slip, One little slip
It was a humble little stumble
With a big un-graceful…
It was a recipe for disaster
A four course meal of no sirree
It seemed that happily ever after
Was happy everyone was after me
[Bridge 1]
It was a cup of good intentions
A tablespoon of one big mess
A dash of overreaction
I assume you know the rest
[Chorus]
One little slip, One little slip
It was a fusion of confusion
With a few confounding things
[Verse 2]
I guess I probably took the wrong direction
Well, I admit I might have missed a sign or two
I ran a light past your affection
At Humiliation Avenue
[Bridge 2]
Took a right turn at confusion
A left when I should've gone straight on through
I ran ahead with my assumptions
We all know what that can do
[Chorus]
[Bridge 3]
I get the feeling in this town
I’ll never live 'til I live down
The one mistake that seems
To follow me around
But they'll forget about the sky
When they all realize this guy's
About to try to learn to fly
Or hit the ground
[Instrumental]
[Bridge 1]
[Chorus 2]
One little slip, One little slip
It was a humble little stumble
With a big un-graceful…
91
This feels very much like an in-between game for Telltale in terms of what they were changing the structure of their games.
Because of that it feels like this game didn't really know what it wanted to be.
Because of that it feels like this game didn't really know what it wanted to be.
90
I played this game a lot as a kid, on a replay it didn't really recapture the nostalgia I had but it was still pretty ok.
89
I know when I was a kid I loved just breaking shit so seeing kids get games like Twisted Metal is really nice to see. Just kinda wish it didn't have that smelling license stink to it.
88
It's fun for the first 2 or 3 hours but it slowly stopped being funny and the puzzles start becoming really annoying.
87
If I wasn't a huge Evil Dead fan I probably would've rated this much lower than I actually did.
86
It's the best of the 3 TMNT fighting games but I've never really been that big of a fan of these games so It didn't really click with me.
85
It's pretty fun at times but it's a bit slow hack and slash game.
84
It's the best of the NES TMNT games but my main problem is that it's still a beaten-up game on NES, most NES games have not aged very well and this one has also aged quite a bit.
83
Hey you want Smash Bros but without the polish and made from the perspective of melee fans only.
82
I got banned from thus game by using cosmetic mods lol.
81
It's a fantastic game from the first 5 hours, after that it stops being scary and just becomes a slog to get through, there is no reason why this game should be 25 hours long.
80
All of my friends hate this game but idk I had fun with it.
79
Irwin truly is the strongest character in fiction.
78
Still better than DMC 2 in almost every way.
77
As a Muppets super fan I wished this could have been better, but it still has that Muppet charm I crave.
76
Look it has Sonic in it so I'm not gonna complain.
75
I remember playing this a little but not nearly as much as the other Lego Star Wars games. That might be because a lot of the levels are a lot more boring and less memorable.
74
It's only of the very few newer LEGO games that I actually liked a lot, which is telling since most of the newer ones just bore me.
73
The best thing to come out of the prequals.
72
It's pretty much just Crazy Taxi but with a Simpson's skin, I don't know who asked for this in 2001 but hey they made it.
71
I see no reason why a short McDonald's tie in game should be as good as it is. I mean it's not perfect or even anything to right home about; besides the music being pretty alright and some genuinely good level design for it's era it's far too easy and I felt like there was a little too much going on visually at times so where I started getting a headache. I think having the novelty of playing a McDonald's video game that isn't a horrible slap dashed togather waste of time is enough for me to say it's at least worth a look but other then that it's really nothing special.
70
Surprisingly not the worst party/minigame collection I've ever played. It's not gonna be the new Mario party or anything but if you were a kid back in the 2000s (like me) then I'm sure you'd would have loved it.
69
A pretty nice return to form for Spongebob 3D platformers, but there's this weird feeling of aimlessness emitting from it.
68
It's a beat-for-beat clone of all of GoW's mechanics right down to the combos;' BUT, if you're gonna rip-off another game at least you did it with a good effort. Other than that the story is none existent and the enemy variety is very eh.
Not great but not the worst thing I've ever played
Not great but not the worst thing I've ever played
67
A pretty decent finally to the series and a super depression end to Telltale.
66
It's a generic open-world game that has faithful iconography, and a story that feels like it could've been a real Mad Max movie.
65
For an Atari version of an arcade game; it's honestly not that bad, given all of the other horrible ports made around that time.
64
I find it funny that the only unreleased Atari Star wars game is somehow the best one.
63
Pretty fun if it's a little repetitive god of war clone.
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Pretty fun lightsaber simulator with a story I really couldn't give a shit about. At least Dark Vader was cool.
61
By no means is this game bad, hell even with all its faults I still think this is probably the best Lego game we've had in a long time; but with that being said I feel like it might be a little too ambitious for its own good.
60
It's the same stiff Dark Souls combat but with a Star Wars skin on it, and if that's you're cup of tea then have fun. Personally, eeehhh it's pretty ok.
59
This is very much one of those types of games where you really need to stick with it. The most infamous part of these games is how brutally hard they all are, and honestly; if you gave up on the first level I wouldn't blame you. The funny thing is the game gets a lot better after the awful first level on Tatooine, the platforming gets slightly more forgiving, the enemies stop spamming you, you get access to more characters that can make the game more manageable, and the levels that utilize superFX chip are "alright"; it really does it better after the first level. Also oh my god this game looks really fucking good, I sometimes forget how great SNES can look sometimes.
58
I've always liked the multiverse Spider-Mna stuff, and seeing all the different versions of Spider-Man's rogues gallery is neat, I just wished the gameplay and level design were as good.
57
Filled to the brim with charm, style, and a crazy amount of amazing ideas. I just wished its gameplay was anything to write home about.
56
A pretty alright shooter with a super well-realized annotation of the iconography that the Terminator movies have.
55
It takes the best parts of what Resistance did and adds a lot more fast-paced action scenes, along with much better voiced characters. it's somewhat short; only lasting around 4 to 5 hours, but it's the best 4 to 5 hours this game has to offer.
54
It's a pretty decent 2d beat-em-up, I'd mainly recommend this If you're a really huge Kevin Smith fan since you're gonna get more out of this than anyone else.
53
As the ending to the Arkham series it's kinda shit. As a new game in the Arkham series, it's pretty ok.
No Clayface 7/10
No Clayface 7/10
52
Went in with zero expectations and came out pleasantly surprised.
51
The comics are 90's as shit and not in the good way. So this feels like a good mix of The Sopranos and HP Lovecraft and somehow it feels 10 times better
50
It's pretty much just like TMNTTIT but missing all of the parts TIT that I really liked.
49
Truly this was......... a DuckTale
48
Look it has Venom and Moon Knight in it so it's pretty fucking kino
47
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sam and max this high is mega based
Seeing I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream one space before The Simpson's game lmao
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