The Magnum Dong Licensed Game List
Licensed games are like assholes; everyone's got them, but what matters is what asshole is better than the other asshole. Did that analogy make any sense, No? Too bad that's the best I can come up with.
(This list will never truly be finished since I can't play every licensed game ever made so I'm gonna be updating this game periodically as I play more or log more that I forgot to log in.)
(This list will never truly be finished since I can't play every licensed game ever made so I'm gonna be updating this game periodically as I play more or log more that I forgot to log in.)
246 Games
An experience I would never put my worst enemy through.
It's just Pinball.........................................................................................................................................................
It's Saw in it's purest form, too bad I don't like Saw.
People who've said this is "the worst game of 2023" really need to play more games, or at least play more licensed video games, because while this is a fucking awful game; I've seen far worse come out of the AAA seen and they have even less of a reason to end up the way they do.
while over the years the movie has grown on me, this game has only gotten worse and worse with each passing year.
Less of a game and more of a tech demo.
It's pretty much just Ratchet and Clank but lacking everything that makes video games fun.
I still to this day don't know how this game even works, and after 6 years I'm gonna blame the game on this one rather than my own incompetence.
This has some of the most horrid level design I think I've ever seen in a video game.
I donโt know why I even bothered playing this but I saw a screenshot with fat fuck gomez platforming and I just had to play it for shits and giggles; I ended up getting so bored with thet I nearly fell asleep playing it, which is kinda strange because unlike movies Iโm constantly using a controller so idk how the hell that happened.
If I were being honest I gave up within the first 45 minutes, and I don't give up so easily so that's a huge accomplishment coming from me.
I still stand by my statement "Besides the handful of memorable titles on the system almost every NES game is either bad or woefully outdated", and this game has continued to prove me right.
I hate Mobile games man, I really fucking hate them
Flanders is the most powerful character in fiction.
A confusing mess of 3 different scrips slap dashed togather with almot no effort to make each episode connect togather in some way.
Somehow the ET mini-game in this is worse than the actual ET game.
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
The epitome of souless, greedy, thoughtless art.
Something about the music and the way everything looks makes this feel more like a Silent Hill game.
It took everything from the last Horse Adventures game and just made it worse. Who in their right minds thought it'd be a good idea to have the game be an open world with a camera this horrible.
No wonder the Barbie Horse Adventures series is dead.
No wonder the Barbie Horse Adventures series is dead.
This felt like one of those old PS2 games you'd play on an old dusty fat PS2 at a rundown daycare behind a supermarket. Yes that did sound super specific and no I didn't play this game growing up.
Dear Mom and Dad. I no longer fear hell, because I've finished Bart Simpson's Escape from Camp Deadly
I'll say this much it perfectly encapsulates my feelings on the current run of the show. It's boring, forgettable, and it looks like ass.
Yes it's as bad as everyone said it is.
There's a sense of duty towards playing every game ever made, then there's pure masochism..
I don't give a shit about Fast and The Furious so this didn't really do a lot for me.
Quite possibly the most boring game I've ever played in my entire life.
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One of my favorite and most influential to me as a wannabe filmmaker....................THANKS I HATE IT.
Get away from me you slave owner, your chicken sucks.
You were doing great after MVC3 what the fuck happend.
A literal con job.
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How come a game based on one of my favorite TV shows has to be one of the worst games I've ever played. I mean come on man give me a break.
I somehow have 3 copies of this game and for the life of me I don't know why.
YOUR RUNNING OUT OF FFFLLUUID
An actual literal asset flip of a video game, like for real go fuck yourself Activision.
A genuinely god awful experience. filled with some of the most assholish level design I've ever seen.
This game sucks my Spider-Balls.
I feel personally insulted, I feel like someone told me I was getting a gift but instead I got kicked in the balls. The World of The Dark Crystal is so massive and interesting you could make a Skyrim-level game, but instead you gave me a shitty tactic game that's not even that good.
I despise you with every fiber of my being.
I despise you with every fiber of my being.
I was really desperate to find games to play around October.
Bad skateboarding games are like bad friends, everyone has one and they always leave you with a bad taste in your mouth.
An actual stain on the show's legacy.
the scream sound effect is honest to god one of the worst things I've ever had the displeasure to hear through my ear holes.
I'm 100% sure whenever the press asked the development team about the game's "quality" their stock answer would be "Well the Three Stooges themselves made the game".
Knowing that Activision published the game they might be right.
Knowing that Activision published the game they might be right.
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sam and max this high is mega based
Seeing I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream one space before The Simpson's game lmao
NOWITSREYNTIME17
2 years ago