Bought on multiple consoles
100% on all of them
Submitted a speedrun
Yeah this is my cup of tea.
Not as thought-provoking or innovative as Return of Obra Dinn but it's a fun indie in its own right.

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Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever gotten three fates correct?

If this game came out today, it would still blow everyone's mind.

YALL READY TO GET FUNKY?!
God damn what a fun time. Everything about this game feels like it's screaming at you to look at it. There are so many challenges that feel doable but easy to mess up. If you want to play this a don't have a PC, get a steam deck.

Me in 2016: haha jacksepticeye likes this funny game!
Me in 2022: Oh my god we are approaching this form of government.

This is a totally real review of Outer Wilds

This game awakens the inner speedrunner in all of us. Yes the story is awful and cringey, but who cares when the game is this fun?

I didn't know EA let people make good games.

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Hooooo boy...
I genuinely want to enjoy this game as much as everyone else, and I see why. Everything about its atmosphere is so mysterious and unique. But, as someone who hates roguelikes, I put this game down after 5 hours of trying to get past Leffy. I ended up just watching the rest on YouTube. After that, I immediately regretted it since I would have had a better time if I had just played it. I wish I got into this game in a vacuum, but I can't do it when your game starts with a genre I wouldn't say I like more than anything.

No other game even comes close to what this game tries to do. Really makes you feel like you're on acid in Florida.

My school gave me a VR headset to use for my club.

2016

The only reason two stars are missing is because of those forced walking sections. Everything else is perfect.

Very lackluster compared its predecessors. It feels so devoid of humor and joy outside of the boss fights. There's also no sense of challenge in this game. I'm sure this was done because it was a launch title for the Xbox One, but Dead Rising has always been known for challenge. Combo weapons are always easy to find and the location of safe areas isn't limited to one.

However, I'm a simple man, and love me some zombie head bashing so I still like it.

Never played the original Half-Life, but from what I played, it seemed to be very good at entrapping you.