This game exists. Moscow here is as hostile as one would expect. One of the guys has a mohawk and plays air guitar on the character select screen. None of the sexy ladies in this game are dressed for the weather. Very irresponsible! Hypothermia is no joke!

I don't really care two whits about this game, but I finally got a desk and felt inclined to write something to break it in. Wooooohoo.

I've seen bigger.