projared gave it a 4 out of 10 but he cheated on his wife

ok so if ichiban beats up old people on the streets its called grinding but when i do its called a felony sure

you think that if otacon was just dicking around invisible somebody would notice every room smelled like fucking piss all the time

kiryu walks around in this game like he just shit his pants

if the stupid spiders from that one level are reading this review fuck you

if i was a ghost i would keep ringing the doorbell because i am a pranker

mega man x invented game design egoraptor said so

i used the rewind feature mike matei is outside my house he has a gun oh god

shinada fights like a gas station crackhead

i played this game as doug walker

i fucking hate eric and his stupid fucking face fuck you eric

this happened to my friend joe

i wish this game was released today so they could make an among us reference

matthis is my favorite character because when you recruit him he says:
"If I am to die, I should do it honorably, and with style."
and then he died to an archer the next turn

when the black hot dog guy called me his best friend i cried