it's shocking how easily this game manages to triumph over the first; but then again, maybe it's not. with how many new, brain-melting design choices are added here, it's hard not to get swept up in just how GOOD this game is!

it's clear that portal 2 was made with the intent of actual full game quality, seeing as the original was just a part of the orange box, sandwiched between the hot team-based shooter on the block and the game practically every gamer was treating like christ at the time (now with two expansions!). it's clear portal was more of a showcase of what valve can REALLY get up to; essentially, a 3 hour tech demo with a nice little story to go along with it.

come back 4 years later, and that tech demo got a sequel that's anything BUT a tech demo: now with double the story, double the mechanics, double the players, and single the custom test chambers. there's something beautiful about how they just were NOT fucking around here, genuinely. the way this tech demo went from fun mechanical stuff to a heartbreaking story of tests and how far humans wish to go just for science... it's a masterpiece. i can't deny it.

now can we all agree glados & chell are just doomed toxic yuri

this may be the greatest game ever made

there's not many games out there that get me heated like this one does

got pretty tedious by the end, but i'd be lying if i said there isn't charm here. plus, this game is my childhood, so i could never be mad at it

it gives some needed gun diversity to the formula that the first alan wake game created, but it's a 4 hour slog that centers around a time loop to cover up the fact that it's not a full-length game. there's hardly any story value, the gameplay got WORSE despite new guns and enemies, and considering how much value the two DLCs had in terms of exploring the dark place, this "standalone expansion" feels one note and tedious. i now understand the pain so many fans felt begging for alan wake 2

4,972,455.6 feet is my record. you people CANNOT and WILL NOT compare

who let them cook this hard in the 90s

i really don't know how i got around to mastering this

this is the perfect game for any person. you could recommend this to most anyone and they would get some kick out of it. speedrunners, new players, tryhards, no matter who they are as a person. there's absolutely nothing else like celeste. you ask for a bouquet and you get a garden

they gave the guy from fortnite a video game??????

why is there always something holding one of these spider-man games from being absolutely amazing

i'm enjoying the gameplay a lot, and the story (albeit a bit bland) was actually kinda nice. could've been better if act IV wasn't the same old multiverse bullshit every piece of media tries to push now but i guess we can't help it

we live in a society where we must make a choice..... kill little girl or save little girl.......

i haven't played this game since i was in elementary school (i don't even have a ps2 anymore) but. i enjoyed how many characters there were

this game is incredibly fuckin stupid and i put $140 into it to own every character so i can never quit in in good conscience. ghostface is cool tho