A wonderful surprise, in a "loving couple's unplanned first pregnancy" kind of way.

I still feel like there's secrets left in here. I know that can't be true but it just feels too wild, too special to really be fully charted.

just about the biggest piece of shit known to mankind. the idea that anyone would try to talk about playing bad games having spared themselves this once in a lifetime experience is comical.

I wanted to go back as far as I could on the trending games list until I could find something I owned. This was on page #3295 as of February 2023. It's about that good, but I don't regret playing it because it meant I got to have this experience like fifteen years later.

saying it's one of the best games is kind of boring but alas it's completely true

I Think Some Foxes Express Zeal.

A fine action game with one of those soundtracks that proves my "nerds hate music" theory, as I have known people where this was the main thing they listened to in a year. Djent exists. You'll be okay.

game developers becoming fathers has been such a drag

At some point it'll be possible to have played this game without ever playing it, thanks to every game that openly apes it.

fortnite prequel

They'll never translate this. Think about how litigious Nintendo is, then think about how they've never made a single move about the translation patch. They would prefer to never even remember this exists.

Did you know that millions of people can be as wrong as humanly possible? The best Gears game, I will accept no other suggestions.

pretty much like basketball

I don't think I ever want to play this game again because I don't think a second run has any chance of being as good.