Meh

Can’t get into it cause the character John is just that unlikeable
I hope something bad happens to him

The definitive version of one of the most important games of all time

Why would I want to fight a street? This country’s infrastructure is bad enough as it is, destroying a street is just going to make it worse

You can tell this game takes place in Florida because it fucking sucks

Highly recommend it if you don’t know what being sad is so you’ll think it’s doing something new

Funny that this game can be abbreviated as “Tits” cause I like it as much as tits (I am asexual)

Woke propaganda that teaches players to pick men as their sexual partners

More like Elden Ring Around The Rosies because I’d rather die from the bubonic plague than play this shit

LIKE THIS POST IF YOU THINK THE MIIS THAT COLONIZED WUHU ISLAND SHOULD BE GIVEN THE DEATH PENALTY

I don’t get it? The town is making him stupid?

Needs a Ridley boss fight

Tried to give this game another chance since I felt maybe I was too hard on it but no, it’s even worse. It is glitchy to the point of being unplayable with Link being barely controllable, areas not loading correctly, and a statue from later in the game randomly showing up everywhere and blocking the way. Appalled at Nintendo for releasing a game in this state.

o7 to Segata, a true hero of Marxism-Balanism who was assassinated as a key step in Naoto Oshima’s cruel rise to power

Yeah, not gonna lie, I'm not really a fan of this one. As one of the games that Nintendo loves to remind you that it existed at one point, it's a simple game where you climb up a mountain with ice, and yeah, it can be fun at times, but I just find it more annoying then anything with the ice physics and the enemies. Yeah, I know that is the point, but it just isn't for me.

Game #69