fucked up in the crib playing foamstars

i was holding out for the pve and it got scrapped lmfao

i hope the degenerate weeaboo bastards who wrote the dialogue never touch a pen again

if the story wasn't skippable i wouldn't have gotten a quarter in

edit: 2/12/23 game deleted my save file die

how long is it gonna take for this site to add fucking horror to the genre listing like cmon

one of the worst games ive ever played

me and garcia would get along hell yea lets go fight some demons hijo woohoo

unfortunately i don't think rearranging pencils by their size or peeling stickers off a fruit is fun, or a puzzle. and maybe you could make a good, challenging puzzle about peeling stickers off fruit, but the puzzle was just peeling stickers off fruit. you peeled stickers off a fruit and you solved it. you don't even have to think about it you just peel stickers off a fruit and you're onto the next puzzle, where you have to sort books by their height. that puzzle had a really cool extra solution though so i can't be too harsh. instead of sorting the books by height, you sort the books by their color. i hope you enjoyed my 15 dollars you bastard. you dastardly casual smelly bitch.

after youve skipped two expansions just move on from deck building

luckily though, arena, tavern brawl and battlegrounds are still very enjoyable. just wish we got more roguelike single player modes like witch hunts.

edit: whoopsie

This review contains spoilers

the first 2-3 hours were truly magical, and luckily i experienced most of the game at that point but i had to use a guide after a while when hitting the same ending over and over. i dont mind using guides in games where the story is more interesting than the gameplay (faith, who's lila, moon, siren) but the last enemy encounter is so lazy and unbalanced it kind of ruined the ending for me. i was on the hardest difficulty so maybe thats my fault but even so i can't imagine someone on an easier difficulty enjoying themselves there.

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also, i just finished who's lila, and pretty much any meta/arg narrative is just gonna be "not as good as who's lila", wasn't too impressed but i still enjoyed it

that endless wilderness part is the biggest crock of horse shit i've ever played, literally slamming your head against a wall and hoping it breaks

i just love animal slave labor

this is like if street fighter x tekken was good

gamers are not smart and shouldn't be taken seriously

jesus christ man let me open that god damn door