Metroid is so cool I wish women were real

Literally no one I know has played this game. It’s alright I guess.

Probably one of my favourite games ever in a way I can’t really describe in a funny little summary. So uhh go play it and see what you think lol.

This game sucks. It would be a real shame if someone made it part of their internet persona.

This is the funniest game I have in my collection, but not in a “this game is well written and funny” way, I mean like people point it out and are like “wow that’s funny” way. That’s it.

Hey at least it’s better than Pokemon Sword

Hey at least it’s better than Pokemon Shield

2018

Incredibly solid and fun roguelite. The heat system doesn’t feel too “worth it” IMO and it definitely gets stale faster than a lot of other roguelites I’ve played but whatever lol it’s a great game.

One of my favourites. Pretty flawed and some elements have not aged well but I urge you to play it if you haven’t.

A very fun grapplehook simulator that’s also about aliens and master chief.

I hate to admit it but I unironically like fortnite. I think the building mechanics are fun and the weapon selection is also pretty good too. Yeah you can say that it’s fanbase is filled with “try-hards and cringy kids”, but that didn’t stop people from enjoying like every other competitive shooter.

People who haven’t played Celeste say it’s a quirky 16 bit indie game about depression. It’s actually overall a very uplifting but pretty challenging game with great controls, art, mechanics, music, writing etc that just so happens to be one of the many games, not just in the indie genre, to tackle mental health. Go check it out. If your only reason not to is because you don’t like “depressing” games (which is a thing I’ve seen from people lol), than that reason isn’t really applicable here.