who tf wrote the description for this game lmao

the president has a photo of shadow the hedgehog framed on his desk

minus a half star because blastoise sucks

Let Nintendo's lawyers smite them for the crime of making us have to pretend to care about this dookie dog shit. Will people even care about this game enough to read this review several days from now? Who knows.

they got rid of overwatch and replaced it with something even less interesting and newcomer friendly and they need your phone #

not bad but definitely outdated. ready for blooberteam to show what they can do with modern hardware to fix a lot of this games flaws (bad graphics, etc). outside of the outdated elements, I think it would be better if the player character was a current or even former swat officer so you could fight the monsters instead of just running away which is lame. but even with all these flaws you need to respect the history, even if it doesn't hold up today.

the most creatively bankrupt the series has ever been, and very likely the worst 3D sonic period. it's past time to dissolve Sonic Team.

description for this game reads like 4th grade book report where you didn't read the book

oh look at me i'm so sad we get it already shut up

Genre-defining classic. Less involved but arguably better paced than the remake. Chris's voice actor sucks so bad, it's great.

perfectly fine as long as you're not looking at it or listening to it. it's nice to see Marth.

you learn the girls measurements when you win