2023 - ranking the games i beat

you know the drill

games beaten for the first time only

game's really fun stop fucking comparing this series to actually heinous shit like rapelay god DAMN

for the most part it's about as offensive as the most controversial south park episodes
boring at first but when it got goin...
balls got crushed so hard they were rebirthed like a phoenix rising from the ashes
cool setpieces but final boss is a joke
wish the antagonist was better and it's a shame about jill but hey it was still lots of fun

patch those annoying fetch quests out and fix your easy ass forced difficulty setting though thanks
i wish the holocaust happened
weakest first gen game
the point in which armored core TRULY began to cook
some kind of laser boots idk
coolest art direction ever
fitting that this is the third game i've completed this year and its best joke revolves around the same number
i thought i was like halfway through and then the next mission rolled credits
stop trying to be portal goddammit
absolutely outshines its remake
this is way too short for there to be like 35 hong kong levels
inner city simulator
so honest, like.. i feel like i could really open up to you. you have a lot of.. emotional conversations? i listen to a lot of deep bands so i can never find a girl that can keep up with me in that department
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they made the game good
leos klein is awesome
fun little puzzle game
i had no idea this would be this good
coolest fucking opening ever
the filtration continues
FUCK YOU ESTACADO I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS OHHHH HOLY SHIT IT'S A MONSTER SHOOT THAT FUCKING THING GAAAAAAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
big shoutout to the wa-finger and the final mission briefing
base game only. final battle is basically a whole game's worth of content on its own
why are 80% of the missions dogshit
take the touhou library survivors challenge: try to beat touhou library survivors without piercing bullets!
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE
GET FILTERED GET FILTERED GET GET FILTERED GET FILTERED
fuckin sucks!!!!!!!! based!!!! PEAK!!!!!!!!
maybe the best third person shooter i've played. actually soyed at the end
wanzer making but on foot
BRING IT BACK

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