not putting astar rating on this game bc i didn't "play it properly" (joined no factions, bumrushed to the strip right out of goodsprings, decided to side with yes man bc he is cute) so i will have to replay and play the way god intended

"what the fuck is wrong with him" - me and my friends, every time revolver ocelot is on screen

this game make me want to put my hand in meat grinder. one day when i am more patient i will beat it but that is not today.

I LOVE GARTEN OF BANBAN
I LOVE ALL THE CHARACTERS
JUMBO HOSH, BANBAN, OPILA BIRD, CAPTIN FIGGLES (THE PURPLE ONE) (THE ORANGE ONE) (GIRL BANBAN)

Fuck this dog ass game actually holy shit this game is responsible for everything wrong in the world this game caused 9/11 this game caused WWII this game caused the black plague everything that has cursed humanity in the past can be attributable to Resident Evil 5 (2009).
2 Stars for Wesker and Ali Bumba

ONE OF THE BEST PLOTS IN HISTORY WITH THE ANIMATION OF SITTING ON THE GROUND PLAYING WITH WRESTLING TOYS

look i tried my best to enjoy this game but it's. not fun. i enjoy the aesthetics, sure, but jesus CHRIST. i tried to like it. i really did. i like the story it sets up, the plot it tells, everything BUT the gameplay. the puzzles make no plot sense or rhyme or reason. sure some in 1-3 were a bit off but at the end of the day there was always a point to them. this game just has you off running random sidequets to press on for no reason exccept padding the game. GERAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

replayed after beating silent hill 3. girls when there is cinamatic paralells

using this as my log for born from a wish, anyway maria get the cum vial