how anyone can give this higher than a 5/10 is beyond me. this is the horror game ever. i had fun laughing at it with my friends at least!

i thought this game was really good for the first half, but it just kept getting better and better and better as i continued on. they were not lying about missile being best dog, man.

maybe playing this as my first game in the franchise was a bad idea but MAN i felt absolutely nothing during my playthrough except intense boredom.

this game is wonderful! (wooon-derful, hey!)

i understand why people love this game but man, i miss the old formula. definitely more enjoyable than botw though.

sorry in advance for the wall of text, but playing the totk leak is making me want to write down my thoughts i've had on this game since early 2020.

i've completed this game 4 times, and every time it's gotten worse and worse. my memories of my first playthrough are awesome, but somewhere in between 2017 and now i became way less fond of massive open world games in general. don't get me wrong, i still really enjoy a well executed open world, but i just don't feel like botw's world fits that bill. yes, the physics are fun to fuck around with, but after you're done playing around with that, what else is there to do? fight the same 5 enemies and 3 bosses over and over? find koroks? it gets stale FAST.

shrines are cool except for the fact that 20 of them are tests of strength and 29 are empty (yes i know that the empty ones usually have a puzzle in the overworld you have to solve but idk 29 of the 120 shrines being completely empty just feels wrong).

my favorite parts of the game are where the narrative takes the main focus, so basically going to every civilization and doing the divine beasts, even though i feel like they are weaker than a good majority of 3d zelda's other dungeons. i like most of the characters in the game, especially zelda, very fond of this version of her, urbosa and revali. mipha is cool too but a little too plain to be one of my favorites. final boss is bad overall.

calamity ganon is just okay and i guess a nice shake up after fighting the blights. but dark beast is just a pathetic way to end the game off. was not satisfied with that at all, even after my first playthrough.

and outside of all that, i've got a lot of nitpicks that have built up over the 215 hours i've put into this game, my biggest of which would be having to pause every time i want to heal during a fight. not only does this completely break the pace of the game every time you do it, but it makes every fight braindead easy. it's literally impossible to die as long as you're prepared to hit the pause button.

some other nitpicks i have are the cooking system feeling a little pointless, not being able to fast travel with your horse (to fast travel points where nothing would change if your horse was with you), and the ost while roaming the overworld becoming really dull after hours of hearing the same 3 piano notes played over and over and over (the music tracks that aren't ambient are amazing though).

to wrap everything up, i would still say this game is fine overall despite my tastes changing, but unless i get amnesia i can't see myself ever coming back to it again because it feels like i've done everything a million times over. praying the next 3d zelda after totk is much more linear!

awesome send off to the series. so glad i played these games when i did. nothing hits the same.

recently found out i live within reasonable driving distance of a round 1, and discovered this cabinet tucked away in a lonely corner. it's literally just tengoku but more fun cuz it has 2 player functionality and is in a public space. realizing they still even had this machine around was equally as exciting as getting to actually play it.

played this game on a random whim, and it blew me away! just a perfect video game for me.

i don't have the same emotional attachment to this game as i do with the first one, but i can recognize that it's objectively better in most areas.

the vibes in this game are unmatched! perfect for a rainy day.

peak kirby, and gaming in general. the whole final sequence was euphoric.