Resident Evil Gruel Ranking
Saw some Resident Evil power rankings and wanted to get in on the action.
18 Games
This kicks so much fucking ass. If Resident Evil 4 wasn't already a game and the highs of RE4 2023 weren't due to RE4 2005 being perfect it would go in 2nd place.
An extremely diverse, creative and exciting set of arenas with some genuine tension and scares in-between extreme whimsy. A masterclass in action games.
The GOAT of remakes, horror games, survival games, and Resident Evil games.
it's MID!!! it's MID AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!
Ranks this highly because I love Claire's cool outfit in the original. Also because it's fun.
The first few hours might be the scariest shit ever put in a video game. I couldn't beat it for years because Jack was so fucking scary. Probably the most insane course correction ever.
Such a fucking weird and bizarre game, can actually be really funny and whimsical in ways for some reason the RE2 and 3 remakes just weren't.
I think Jill's outfit is cute :)
"ohhh but the voice acting, oh but the tank controls" don't care idiot check out these FMVs.
I wanted to be able to put Code Veronica just below a Poop
Imagine Re3 with all the cool stuff removed and replaced with a bunch of stuff that sucks except a cool section where you and Hannibal Buress fight a bunch of zombies.
I have GOTTA quit buying the crap ass fucking DLC they make for these games.
Breathtakingly racist in a way that makes you wonder if the devs are actually kind of dumb, but so much fun in co-op.
Wow, bad DLC? who knew!
Realistically I don't know if this is better than everything below it but I feel much more good-will towards it than RE6.
Guy Giving A Giraffe a Blowjob 6 is not very good.
3 Comments
you have goated taste and are also named Dylan so I hate being on opposite sides but damn I cannot tolerate even a second of CV.
i have revised my list, as i believe i really undersold how good Resident Evil 96 really is.
spageddystyle
1 year ago