Resident Evil Gruel Ranking

Saw some Resident Evil power rankings and wanted to get in on the action.

The GOAT of remakes, horror games, survival games, and Resident Evil games.
An extremely diverse, creative and exciting set of arenas with some genuine tension and scares in-between extreme whimsy. A masterclass in action games.
The first few hours might be the scariest shit ever put in a video game. I couldn't beat it for years because Jack was so fucking scary. Probably the most insane course correction ever.
"ohhh but the voice acting, oh but the tank controls" don't care idiot check out these FMVs.
This kicks so much fucking ass. If Resident Evil 4 wasn't already a game and the highs of RE4 2023 weren't due to RE4 2005 being perfect it would go in 2nd place.
Such a fucking weird and bizarre game, can actually be really funny and whimsical in ways for some reason the RE2 and 3 remakes just weren't.
it's MID!!! it's MID AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!
Ranks this highly because I love Claire's cool outfit in the original. Also because it's fun.
I think Jill's outfit is cute :)
Breathtakingly racist in a way that makes you wonder if the devs are actually kind of dumb, but so much fun in co-op.
Realistically I don't know if this is better than everything below it but I feel much more good-will towards it than RE6.
Imagine Re3 with all the cool stuff removed and replaced with a bunch of stuff that sucks except a cool section where you and Hannibal Buress fight a bunch of zombies.
Guy Giving A Giraffe a Blowjob 6 is not very good.
Wow, bad DLC? who knew!
I have GOTTA quit buying the crap ass fucking DLC they make for these games.
I wanted to be able to put Code Veronica just below a Poop

3 Comments


CODE VERONICA 18th place?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;A;

1 year ago

you have goated taste and are also named Dylan so I hate being on opposite sides but damn I cannot tolerate even a second of CV.

1 year ago

i have revised my list, as i believe i really undersold how good Resident Evil 96 really is.


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