Games That Are Terrible to Stream

I have found through experience that these games bring in the worst Twitch chatters.

This is just a vent in jest. If you can relate to this, godspeed on your adventure.
If you're a chatter like this, please seek therapy.

Hollow Knight
Hollow Knight
You did not ask but I will explain how to play the game anyways:

1. First go like this-
2. Spin around.
3. STOP.
4. Double take 3 times. (One, two, three.)
5. Pelvic thrust.
6. Stop on your right foot. (DON'T FORGET IT.)
7. Bring it around town
8. Then you do this-
9. And this-
10. And that-
11. And this and that-
12. And-
Dark Souls: Remastered
Dark Souls: Remastered
Streamer, I see you are playing this game for the first time. Instead of letting you experience it like I did, I am going to instead spoil every boss fight and then make fun of you for not defeating them on your first try. I beat this game with zero armor and a wooden spoon, it's so easy. With my guidance you too can achieve my godhood at this game- Nevermind, I keep getting timed out in here so this place is trash and you should kill yourself.
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
This is the greatest game ever made and if I see you even slightly sighing under your breath over something, I will let you have it. Consider playing baby Mario instead, you idiot.
Omori
Omori
I am 5 years old.
Fallout: New Vegas
Fallout: New Vegas
Actually, Boone's wife kind of deserved it.. 🤔

Actually, Caesar's Legion makes some good points.. 🤔
Kingdom Come: Deliverance
Kingdom Come: Deliverance
Wow, a girl playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance?

AWOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out eyes pop out of skull HUMMINAHUMMINAHUMNA heart beats out of chest HUMMINAHUMMAWOOGA AWOOGA body melts then turns back to normal great googly moogly, take a look at those super duper bongo wongo tigglywiggly bobadoinks!!
Hades
Hades
No streamer, use MY build. I could boot up the game and play it myself, but I get way more enjoyment out of annoying you instead.
Pokémon Emerald Version
Pokémon Emerald Version
Errmmmm... I just got done watching pChal's last Nuzlocke critique video and... errrmmmm... I don't know how you didn't see that low roll critical chance coming. It's simple math! ☝️🤓Wait, you're using healing items in your randomizer???? YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED!
Bloons TD 6
Bloons TD 6
I see you're a Bloons fan. Can you play my custom level that I worked really, really, really, really hard on?

It's the worst level you've ever seen in your life.
Pizza Tower
Pizza Tower
Streamer, I threwed up on myself today. Can I trauma dump my school day to you? I hate my mom so much.
Kingdom Hearts II
Kingdom Hearts II
I speedrun this game on level 1 Critical mode, one-handed with the controller shoved up my asshole. You're quite simply not using Reflega enough.
Baldur's Gate 3
Baldur's Gate 3
I am looking through your Twitch Integration inventory and skillsets, uhhhh you could be way more optimized had you done a different build. I see you're literally fighting the final boss right now, but here's how you can save your playthrough!

1. Speak to Withers-
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 4
I HATE ASHLEY SO MUCH. ASHLEY SUCKS, ASHLEY SUCKS, ASHLEY SUCKS. ASHLEY WORST PART OF THE GAME. ASHLEY SHOULD DIE. ASHLEY IS A BITCH.
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VII
Streamer, go back!!! YOU'RE GONNA MISS ALEXANDER MATERIA. STRAEMER!!!!

Accompanying Image.
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
YOU PLAY AS PIKACHU???????????????????????????????????????????

29 Comments


any JRPG or visual novel because people will spoil

1 month ago

This is so brilliant

1 month ago

@NOWITSREYNTIME17 "Are you at THAT part yet?" 🤔

1 month ago

any sonic game ever 😭

1 month ago

Fighting games...

1 month ago

these notes have me CACKLING btw

1 month ago

@Lemonstrade I don't have much experience with the fighting genre but I can only imagine.

1 month ago

the worst chat ive ever seen in a twitch stream was while this one guy was playing Home Saftey Hotline. Its like a deduction game so the chat was naturally taking guesses as to what the correct answer was, except that the other half of the people there (and the mods) took it as backseating so one person would be like "oh i think its this (-:" and then 18 people would scream at them in response. This went on till near the end of the stream, where no one was talking about anything because there was literally nothing else to say about the gameplay.

1 month ago

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1 month ago

this is hilarious

1 month ago

I remember the voice actor for Alm in Fire Emblem echoes started streaming him and a couple of the other vas for the game (I think celica and leon's to be specific) playing the game and literally every night I lie awake in my bed feeling awful bc for every stream I was backseating them soooo hard and eventually he just stopped streaming the game and it was most likely my fault

Like none of them had ever played a fire emblem game before or any srpg and being like 16 i was like: "ok i gotta help them bc they dont know how to play and i dont want them to lose any units" and so like every five minutes i was sending paragraphs in their chat telling them exactly what to do and i only stopped like four streams in when i noticed they were all visibly annoyed at me...

its probably the thing ive done that most actively haunts me the most, when i die im just going to be reliving those streams over and over again forever

1 month ago

@Ninjabunny LOL. You at least realize now how it came across and that's good. Don't beat yourself up too much about it, you were trying to be helpful and they probably just didn't know how to ask you to stop. You were also young! 😅

1 month ago

First I realized you were a streamer and I thought 'Oh that's sick!' but then I realized that all of these are probably from personal experience... Sorry you've had to deal with so many annoying twitch chats.

1 month ago

@MrWarm Some of these are lived experiences. A few of them I just saw in the POV of a chatter in a friend's stream. I still haven't played Hollow Knight or OMORI, but the shit I've witnessed kinda keeps them at the bottom of my backlog.

1 month ago

lego island

1 month ago

@moschidae was it Wayne? I've noticed sometimes that his chat can get really aggressive with people over small shit

1 month ago

I would probably be the Hades chatter at least once, I love suggesting builds; might have to slap my wrist to snap me out of my stupor.
I would mock and belittle anyone calling Ashley mean words. They deserve to understand how little their life means.

1 month ago

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1 month ago

@Snigglegros yeaaa it was Wayne. Ive noticed with a lot of more accepting streamers that they tend to get an incredibly abrasive following, for some reason. With him its a bit better nowadays but boyy when he first started... honestly id rather deal with any of the chatters on the list above than have 2 deal with ppl screamin at wayne to make a fursona and asking if he would fuck jerma

1 month ago

PLEASE MAKE MORE CONTENT LIKE THIS I LOVE THIS LIST SO MUCH BRO

1 month ago

I've never even been on Twitch but this might be one of the best lists I've seen on this website.

Also, you could probably put any mainline Pokemon game there because I swear, something about the mainline Pokemon games attracts the most annoying groups of people in any livestream chat or comments section

1 month ago

These are amazing and so true it hurts

1 month ago

Maybe I'm part of the problem but I'd love to have a chat like that just to rip into them @moschidae

1 month ago

youd think smash is good to stream but then you realize half of the 90 characters are CORNY

1 month ago

@The_Pike Practice your Lil' Mac more in order to reach true enlightenment.

1 month ago

The level of storytelling on display here is fucking phenomenal, good lord.



1 month ago

as another backloggd streamerman ive always found the worst stream games to not entirely be the ones that have bad chatters but rather the ones that arent that interesting to watch as a viewer, usually the stuff that drags on for a bit longer than it should and the chat is just bored 90% of the time

that being said i did consistently have a dude show up in my chat when i was playing the first two ninja gaiden reboots that was kinda an ass about how he was such a good player on the game and that i sucked at playing it and the dude simultaneously tried to invalidate my frustrations with the usual "the game is well designed, you suck, skill issue, git gud" AS WELL as providing no useful info on how to play better despite being so self-proclaimedly good because "its entertaining to watch you suffer". That dude was only in the ninja gaiden streams and nowhere else

conversely i had a dude show up while i was streaming skyward sword and every time i mentioned an aspect of the game that felt like padding they got really defensive about it and kept insisting that its the creators artistic vision and that people misunderstand media as a whole, then going on some absolute madman ramble about how nobody understands auteurs in media using lego fucking star wars as an example

twitch randos can be wildin
I love the Danganronpa series, but it has the worst fanbase and they are committed to finding streamers playing it for the first time just to spoil everything. A friend of mine had his chat settings to where you couldn't send anything unless you were following for a week and the amount of people who would follow and come back a week later to say what happens at the end was staggering.

Skyrim attracts a lot of holier-than-thou Morrowind players and people who debate Stormcloaks vs Imperials very similarly to Caeser's Legion apologists

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