ill be honest i just couldnt kill that sand goat

this actually spoiled me so bad i dont know if ill ever be able to enjoy new media the same way ever again this was that good. all style no substance but with such an insane amount of substance........oughf ...

in a naive state of excitement, i have been struck with the realisation that as a consequence of no longer maintaining my past form of a prepubescent boy, i absolutely suck at skating games. unfortunately for me this is still my favourite game of all time. happy meal plane crash.

nothing to say about this game that hasnt been said 100 times before. timeless masterpiece.

2008

after replaying this for the 3rd time i think i finally have a slight understanding of the plot

originally i was going to write something witty and short to express that i feel as though this game doesnt live up to all the hype, but after ACTUALLY finishing it i think it may genuinely be the most disappointing game i have ever played? its pretty, and starts out great, but that is quite literally It. the open world serves merely as a wallpaper rather than a full setting, the gameplay is repetitive to an almost comical degree and the story really isnt anything either, ghost isnt a bad game by any means and i can absolutely understand the love for it but i think what it did more than anything (sorry to be that guy, in advanced) is make me realise that the gaming industry nowadays only pays attention to visual fidelity and doesnt care to produce anything actually memorable or unique. which just. makes me sad idk. tldr; i did not care for the godfather.

i love getting lost in forests, personally.

camp, wacky and fun. she's the hottest in the galaxy, girl!

possibly the funkiest exploration game of all time. think undertale but as a 70s childrens cartoon. but its a 90s ps1 rpg.

2016

short and charming little trilogy, combat is incredibly underwhelming but youre not playing for that anyways so what does it really matter.

perfect mix of comedy and action. everyone knows how good portal 2 is at this point i dont even think i have to say anything

almost ridiculously of its time looking back on it now, but still holds up flawlessly. unfortunately kind of lackluster as a standalone game, but luckily! we have portal 2. go play portal 2 its incredible.

i fucking hate this game it is my favourite