As a new player I found this game completely impenetrable despite knowing ice hockey well. Perhaps I’m just stupid, or far too British.

My dog wants to massacre the rot. I can only apologise.

I have cheated on everyone aboard the ship. No one will speak to me. Forgive me.

I spend a lot of time thinking of peculiar things I could launch through portals.

Remember when they made short games with genuine attention to detail?

If you like looking at maps and still always being lost, boy do I have a game for you…

The best simulation of drunk driving round London in a Rover you will ever play.

I bought a pirate copy of this game from a bus driver in Dublin. True story.

Even to this day the combat system and twist on a tired turn based rpg concept is refreshing. The atmosphere of the world stays with me as bold and entrancing.

Stick on The Lum King and walk the dog. Now you’re living.

The best French creation since putting your tongue in eachother’s mouths.

It's Metal Gear Solid with none of the bits you liked.

If someone introduced themselves to me as Psycho Mantis I would be a bit more wary personally.

An incredible experience full of mostly intelligent (at times utterly ridiculous) storytelling that the series has never replicated in my opinion. A lasting testament to the revolution that was the PlayStation.

Peter Stillman has had enough of your nonsense.

The secret to success is 6000 jabs followed by one right hook.

Finally Donald Duck can fulfil his destiny as the true Messiah.