I’m right at the end of the game like if I take just 30 minutes out of my day I could finish it, but the presentation is just so horrible. I can’t do it. It’s so painful to watch.

Writing so good, so real, you forget your hands are holding a controller. Time to mix drinks and change lives.

I’m so glad this series got another chance and that it’s payed off so well.

Unstoppable force (Rex) vs immovable object (field skill check that you can’t pass unless you get lucky with blade bonding)

Epic please never ever do a Jungle/Primal-esque theme ever again

A lot of action games like to make most spectacle fights QTE fests or just painfully easy, most of the time that’s not a bad thing, because it’s at the end of the fight and the player has earned it. Armored Core VI, however, makes sure every boss fight is a spectacle throughout the whole thing, while still giving as much control to the player as possible. And it pulls this off beautifully.

You know, the Luma in the Mario movie talking about the inevitability of death was actually pretty in-character

The more I reflect on it, the more i feel like there are moments in this game that are just straight up torture porn. Again though, the gameplay is really fun

So tempted to give this a 10/10 but it’s just held back by the usual Pokémon shenanigans like version exclusives and event Pokémon.

You cannot tell me you didn’t think for at least a second during the reveal that Mario was linking the first flame

Cyberpunk 2077 (ver. 2.0 onwards) is a technological, narrative, gameplay, and visual masterpiece. CD Projekt Red clearly poured their heart and soul into fixing this game up, and in doing so, they made the new gold standard for western RPGs. With all the noticeable bugs out of the way, I can finally appreciate everything this game has to offer. The story is heart warming and heart wrenching, Night City feels so alive and lived in, combat is experimental in the best way possible, and the things they managed to pull off were mind blowing. Everyone should forget what they’ve heard and play this ASAP. The game is fixed.

Alright buddy, you’ve got two options here! You can either lie or you can die! Those are your two choices. Choose wisely. So what’s it gonna be huh? Huh? Lie (laye) or die (daie)?

YEAH THIS GAME RIGHT HERE OFFICER