2020
holy fucking shit this game. this is a really unique case. everything you do in this game feels amazing, the guns, the glory kills, everything. but what happens around you is where it starts to get interesting.
this game is stressful. even on the easiest difficulty i will find myself struggling. so the satisfaction comes from the result of the stress. the amazing music, and the satisfying as fuck glory kills.
the things i hate about this game are the unneeded platforming sections, and the bullshit enemies: the marauder and the archville; they throw away everything the game was about before, and force you to play a certain way, making the game way less doom, and in the process way less fun.
gameplay gets a 4.
story gets a 5.
this game is stressful. even on the easiest difficulty i will find myself struggling. so the satisfaction comes from the result of the stress. the amazing music, and the satisfying as fuck glory kills.
the things i hate about this game are the unneeded platforming sections, and the bullshit enemies: the marauder and the archville; they throw away everything the game was about before, and force you to play a certain way, making the game way less doom, and in the process way less fun.
gameplay gets a 4.
story gets a 5.
not even a good joke game
1/5
1/5
i love this game. it's so casual and calm. it's nice to put this on while listening to youtube or some music. and the progression is at a perfect rate so it never feels like you're not getting anywhere, but it still takes a lot of work to progress.
gameplay gets a 5.
gameplay gets a 5.
2010
the gameplay is so satisfying, the multiplayer has it's issues, but the campaign and overall feel of the game is smooth and satisfying.
and it's story is probably the best halo story wise. it's gripping, it's tense, it's stressful, and has some amazing moments, built from halo's story. the first time i played it was an amazing roller coaster of emotions. the beginning of the spaceship level is gimmicky and can be pretty annoying, but it's short and the rest of the story is worth it.
gameplay gets a 4.
story gets a 5.
and it's story is probably the best halo story wise. it's gripping, it's tense, it's stressful, and has some amazing moments, built from halo's story. the first time i played it was an amazing roller coaster of emotions. the beginning of the spaceship level is gimmicky and can be pretty annoying, but it's short and the rest of the story is worth it.
gameplay gets a 4.
story gets a 5.
2023
WOAH
this game is fantastic!
the gameplay is sturdy, and the impressive graphics never get in the way.
the kill counter, and recoil reticle, are fantastic ways to make the learning curve way less steep, and to keep things feeling fair and fun.
the progression could be better, it needs more maps, and the balancing can be shakey, but this is a fantastic upgrade.
gameplay gets a 4.
this game is fantastic!
the gameplay is sturdy, and the impressive graphics never get in the way.
the kill counter, and recoil reticle, are fantastic ways to make the learning curve way less steep, and to keep things feeling fair and fun.
the progression could be better, it needs more maps, and the balancing can be shakey, but this is a fantastic upgrade.
gameplay gets a 4.
2019
MUAH MUAH MUAH! PERFECTO!
only problem i have with it is that the multiplayer can be a little chaotic.
gameplay gets a 5.
only problem i have with it is that the multiplayer can be a little chaotic.
gameplay gets a 5.
1989
i mean... it can be fun but it's just something to pull out when you're bored. i will say it's formula seems perfected, but it's so god damn simple that there's nothing to say.
get this for mobile, and don't spend any money on it.
gameplay gets a 3.
get this for mobile, and don't spend any money on it.
gameplay gets a 3.
i've been playing this for a while now and really enjoying it. but it's curve can be really annoying. at times it seems so difficult to tell what you're doing right and what you're doing wrong, at some points feeling like it's impossible to find a gameplay style that works for you.
but once you find what works for you, and grow the patience for those bad games, it can be a really enjoyable experience.
gameplay gets a 4.
but once you find what works for you, and grow the patience for those bad games, it can be a really enjoyable experience.
gameplay gets a 4.
not for me.
don't get me wrong this game is fantastic, the detail and quality is amazing. but the weapons breaking makes everything so much more difficult, and the scarcity of resources is too threatening.
it may seem silly, but the difficulty of this game turned me away, and i most likely will not be finishing it any time soon.
don't get me wrong this game is fantastic, the detail and quality is amazing. but the weapons breaking makes everything so much more difficult, and the scarcity of resources is too threatening.
it may seem silly, but the difficulty of this game turned me away, and i most likely will not be finishing it any time soon.
2012
the story is fun, the environments are wonderful, the guns are epic, and the gunplay is fun as all hell, but it all falls apart when you play it solo.
i picked it up for PC with the goal of beating it, but the aggravating enemies resulted in running through the level ignoring all of the enemies.
it feels like this game is so meant for multiplayer that it doesn't know what it wants its gameplay loop to be.
i hope that borderlands 3 fixes this (i'm considering picking it up)
the only reason i'd pick this up again is to have fun with a friend or 2.
the story gets a 4
the gameplay gets a 2.
i picked it up for PC with the goal of beating it, but the aggravating enemies resulted in running through the level ignoring all of the enemies.
it feels like this game is so meant for multiplayer that it doesn't know what it wants its gameplay loop to be.
i hope that borderlands 3 fixes this (i'm considering picking it up)
the only reason i'd pick this up again is to have fun with a friend or 2.
the story gets a 4
the gameplay gets a 2.
2010
this is a really stupid game that i found some years ago while looking through free games. this game is stupid, had an awful community, and has so many issues, and yet i've found myself enjoying it quite a bit. it's something nice to pull out when you have nothing else going on in your life.
gameplay gets a 3.
gameplay gets a 3.
2016
this game is boring. it's not that fun to use a bunch of unoriginal machines to graphically destroy a figure. it isnt even fun to combo, get "wallality", or "minality" or what ever else there is. this game is outdated, and not fun. if your looking to destroy everything in your path, i recommend something like gmod, or minecraft.
gameplay gets a 1.
gameplay gets a 1.
2017
this is an amazing game. the platforming can be iffy, but it's very fluid. i'd love to see a sequel adding more ways to traverse.
but it loses some of my respect for that shit time limit level.
but it loses some of my respect for that shit time limit level.
2021
new favorite game right here boys.
the story humanizes chief perfectly, wraps up the cortana ark from 5, and the pilot is adorable.
the gameplay is perfect, sure graphics can be a little distracting, but they work just fine.
the only issues are some tedious missions, and some writing that can be a little jarring at times.
i don't know if it's worth 60 bucks, but it is a beautiful campaign none-the-less.
gameplay gets a 5.
story gets a 5.
the story humanizes chief perfectly, wraps up the cortana ark from 5, and the pilot is adorable.
the gameplay is perfect, sure graphics can be a little distracting, but they work just fine.
the only issues are some tedious missions, and some writing that can be a little jarring at times.
i don't know if it's worth 60 bucks, but it is a beautiful campaign none-the-less.
gameplay gets a 5.
story gets a 5.
2020
masterpiece. best in the buisiness. you can pet the dog