Clackerus
This review contains spoilers
There's a reason why 99% of people gave Abby up to Ellie IMMEDIATELY during her boss fight to try and trigger an ending where Ellie wins. Gee Naughty Dog, I wonder why players don't like playing half the game as the psychotic bitch who beat in Joel's head with a golf club in front of his daughter. Revealing her motives near the end of the game and forcing us to deal with it was such a stupid choice that I still don't understand.
2024
Played this with 3 other friends while sleep deprived and in 92 degree temp because my air conditioning was broken. I was fully immersed
2023
Gladiatorial games in a dystopian capitalist future- not bad!
After two years of players abusing one-shot bleed and sorcery builds, using summons and cheese, and saying that Elden Ring is the easiest Souls game, Miyazaki has finally turned it up. Obviously it is going to be hard, no shit. If you suck at the game, that is okay. Attacking the integrity of the game because you suck at it, however, is lame.
2024
Never gonna hit like it could have because of Sony's selfish ass
2011
Thank you for starting something great
2016
You know those people on a server/SMP who will speedrun the whole world and kill the Ender Dragon while everyone else is offline? I hate those people
2024
People really need to stop thinking with their wallets
Skyrim does not have the best writing. Skyrim does not have the best quests. Skyrim does not have the best mechanics. Skyrim does have some of the best exploration and world design to date. I think a big part of the alure of Skyrim and why it is so popular despite being mid in most of it's aspects is how damn beautiful and adventurous the world is.
I want to like this game but the roster is so shit
2012
ass
2016
I don't understand the 3.7 stars and really negative opinions on this game? It is a beautiful tribute to gaming as a whole, having so many weapons from other games and media. Almost all of the character's past have a super interesting callout to retro games, the Pilot having a Galaga style boss fight, the Bullet with Zelda, even the Rat's fight is a tasteful reference to Punch Out. Great gameplay, endless content, great music, overall a really good and above average roguelike. I'm convinved most negative reviews are from game journalists who did not make it past layer 2 or trolls
If The Walking Dead: Destinies has a million fans, I am one of them.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies has ten fans, I am one of them.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies has one fan, it is me.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies has zero fans, I am dead.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies is against the world, I am against the world.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies has ten fans, I am one of them.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies has one fan, it is me.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies has zero fans, I am dead.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies is against the world, I am against the world.
This game has a really good story. Like, a REALLY good one. I definitely think it is worth playing, and this deserved GOTY over God of War 2018 in my opinion. My gripes with this game have to do with Rockstar's stereotypical system for making video games. The mission/level design is so painfully boring and uninspired that it makes me groan everytime I have to do one. You go from point A to B on your horse, shoot up like 50 people, retrieve someone or something, then ride your horse back, all while the story is about the characters trying to better themselves and the outlaws of the West are dying out. Im not sure what else I expect coming from Rockstar, the makers of GTA, but I sometimes find myself wondering what if this game was structured something more like Disco Elysium, or Resident Evil 4? Where instead of having a hundred filler and boring missions doing the same thing, each individual mission has a new and amazing mechanic to help tell the beautiful story that is RDR. The story aside, the online mode is as good as dead. No updates from Rockstar and the most toxic people ever. Also, in a game with so much to do, you often find yourself wandering around aimlessly with no real goal in mind. I've had some good moments with friends, but nothing to cement it among my favorites game of all time. The game should have been a TV show tbh
2006
I LOVE CHILD CORPORATE SLAVERY