Clackerus
2024
People really need to stop thinking with their wallets
2008
70% of the game was locked behind a monthly subscription, which really sucked because there was some really good content and lore behind those pay walls.
I remember being obsessed with this game until getting to a gate that I had to pay for (even though I had already bought the subscription??) before having an epiphany that I did not want my mother to spend another cent on this stupid game.
I remember being obsessed with this game until getting to a gate that I had to pay for (even though I had already bought the subscription??) before having an epiphany that I did not want my mother to spend another cent on this stupid game.
Skyrim does not have the best writing. Skyrim does not have the best quests. Skyrim does not have the best mechanics. Skyrim does have some of the best exploration and world design to date. I think a big part of the alure of Skyrim and why it is so popular despite being mid in most of it's aspects is how damn beautiful and adventurous the world is.
I want to like this game but the roster is so shit
2012
mid 😢😢😢
2016
I don't understand the 3.7 stars and really negative opinions on this game? It is a beautiful tribute to gaming as a whole, having so many weapons from other games and media. Almost all of the character's past have a super interesting callout to retro games, the Pilot having a Galaga style boss fight, the Bullet with Zelda, even the Rat's fight is a tasteful reference to Punch Out. Great gameplay, endless content, great music, overall a really good and above average roguelike. I'm convinved most negative reviews are from game journalists who did not make it past layer 2 or trolls
If The Walking Dead: Destinies has a million fans, I am one of them.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies has ten fans, I am one of them.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies has one fan, it is me.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies has zero fans, I am dead.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies is against the world, I am against the world.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies has ten fans, I am one of them.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies has one fan, it is me.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies has zero fans, I am dead.
If The Walking Dead: Destinies is against the world, I am against the world.
This game has a really good story. Like, a REALLY good one. I definitely think it is worth playing, and this deserved GOTY over God of War 2018 in my opinion. My gripes with this game have to do with Rockstar's stereotypical system for making video games. The mission/level design is so painfully boring and uninspired that it makes me groan everytime I have to do one. You go from point A to B on your horse, shoot up like 50 people, retrieve someone or something, then ride your horse back, all while the story is about the characters trying to better themselves and the outlaws of the West are dying out. Im not sure what else I expect coming from Rockstar, the makers of GTA, but I sometimes find myself wondering what if this game was structured something more like Disco Elysium, or Resident Evil 4? Where instead of having a hundred filler and boring missions doing the same thing, each individual mission has a new and amazing mechanic to help tell the beautiful story that is RDR. The story aside, the online mode is as good as dead. No updates from Rockstar and the most toxic people ever. Also, in a game with so much to do, you often find yourself wandering around aimlessly with no real goal in mind. I've had some good moments with friends, but nothing to cement it among my favorites game of all time. The game should have been a TV show tbh
2006
I LOVE CHILD CORPORATE SLAVERY
2010
This review contains spoilers
Incredibly charming. Feels almost eerie, like the desert does not want you there.