yeah. im jaking off.

can we stop releasing quarter-cooked games in "early access"? just play the first game and wait a few more months/years until they finish this one.

THIS GAME WAS INVENTED BY THE MOST EVIL MINDS OF JAPAN AND WAS USED AS A FORM OF PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE FOR TINY LITTLE JAPANESE CHILDREN. IF THIS GAME WENT OVERSEAS IN THE 1980S, MARIO AS A FRANCHISE WOULD HAVE DIED.

OH SO WHEN NINTENDO PLAGIARIZES ANOTHER GAME IT'S A GOOD THING, BUT WHEN I PLAGIARIZE AN ARTICLE FOR MY COLLEGE ESSAY I GET EXPELLED?

you know the saying "third time's a charm"? it originated from the fact that it took mario 3 games before their games actually became good

middle aged man needs therapy but the only therapist turned into a taxi driver so these teenagers and their cat will have to do

Helldiver? I hardly know her!

yoshi? i hardly know he!

fun spiritual successor to undertale, did both neutral and genocide and got bored while doing my true pacifist run, game feels like it slows down a lot when you're stuck in wild east. i think the novelty of the genocide/pacifist runs wore off after all this time, but still a fun play.

objectively? this game is probably closer to a 3 star but holy shit this is the most fun ive had with friends in a long time.

solid metroidvania! i honestly just had a well-rounded early game loadout that felt satisfying and just stuck with it the whole game. didnt really feel slow at the beginning because of this, but i can definitely see why others would think so

THEY LITERALLY HAVE LIKE 4 LEVELS WHERE YOU RUN FORWARD ON A STRAIGHT PATH WITH A STAR, AND THEN 5 LEVELS THAT ARE RECYCLED FROM OTHERS. HAMMER BROS EXIST.

2D MARIO IS BACK!