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i played through this a little too many times

i prayed on its downfall, it had a downfall bigger than i ever expected, then i played it after they fixed their shit and its gameplay is pretty flawless. story was written by Steven Seagal so -1 star for that but side missions and quests were extremely good

I have like 700 hours in this, if I rate it anything other than 5 stars for consuming that much of my life I'm just lying to myself

i played this with my department in university, won 7 games in a row, they eventually just started voting me off in the beginning so they wouldn't have to deal with me and so basically this game sucks

idc what anyone says the Curse-Rotted Greatwood while you are underleveled is the hardest boss in the game cause

"we should add stealth missions... with a taser.... they'd love that"

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proudest accomplishment will be getting to Inner Father for the first time in the Shura gauntlet and whooping his ass

was fun but didn't grip me so never continued

really fun with co-op but as with any co-op game its probably gonna get shelved in like 2 days

omega improved on the first one. Mary Jane is actually fun to play now. dialogue is still pretty edgy and they did Hailey Cooper dirty because that TTS voice is fucking awful

also there is a boss every 3 seconds and every boss has a second and third phase

I've probably spent about 1000 hours of just watching other people play this but I got like 5 hours of attempting breezeless and that's it

baby sensory video game that used to be fun

copy paste but the cat backpack is cool