The Magnum Dong Licensed Game List
Licensed games are like assholes; everyone's got them, but what matters is what asshole is better than the other asshole. Did that analogy make any sense, No? Too bad that's the best I can come up with.
(This list will never truly be finished since I can't play every licensed game ever made so I'm gonna be updating this game periodically as I play more or log more that I forgot to log in.)
(This list will never truly be finished since I can't play every licensed game ever made so I'm gonna be updating this game periodically as I play more or log more that I forgot to log in.)
246 Games
You're basic Wii shovelware slock, I'm still baffled at the mere existence of this as a game.
I expected worse from you The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause.
It's pretty fun at times but it's a bit slow hack and slash game.
Great first season to TellTales great run with the characters.
Do not trust these people with any help you need they're fucking crazy and will find some way to kill you or make your life worse in the process.
The funniest of the original 2 seasons, but feels held back from the true Insanity of the series by it's cheap recycling of contact and its repetition.
As a huge Robocop fan this game was high on my list of things I really wanted to get excited for but just didn't because I've been burned before in the past and hype always leads to disappointment. So it's very fulfilling to finally get to play a Robocop game that's not only really good but also has that classic charm that I always loved from the movies.
It's fun for the first 2 or 3 hours but it slowly stopped being funny and the puzzles start becoming really annoying.
How come a game based on one of my favorite TV shows has to be one of the worst games I've ever played. I mean come on man give me a break.
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Probably one of the best comics book character adaptation in sprite.
All of my friends hate this game but idk I had fun with it.
A literal con job.
When I was still in school I spent a lot of money on this game. One day my grandmother asked me what I was spending all of my money and not saving it, I then thought about it and I had to ask myself "is this really worth it", I then spent around 10 more dollars on this game and it continued like this for another 5 months until I got bored with the game and moved on to something else.
I deeply hate past STRM so much.
I deeply hate past STRM so much.
Pepsi owns my soul
actually broken to the point where I couldn't finish the game.
This game ironically reflects modern-day Tim Burton very well, it's got style with some really nice visuals for GBA, and nothing else.
Still better than DMC 2 in almost every way.
It's a super cheap feeling racing game, if I were a kid I'd probably liked it but still I feel like kids nowadays deserve better.
Hey you want Smash Bros but without the polish and made from the perspective of melee fans only.
Out of all the Ghostbusters games on NES the bests one was the one not released in the US, yeah that seems to track in most circumstances.
I'm sure if I was a kid and also liked Peppa Pig I'd be going crazy for this game, but I'm a 21 year old adult and I don't think this game was made for me.
Mario Party but boring and unfun.
If I were being honest I gave up within the first 45 minutes, and I don't give up so easily so that's a huge accomplishment coming from me.
Somehow has worse racing physics than Calvin Tucker's Redneck: Farm Animals Racing Tournament
It's just Pinball.........................................................................................................................................................
I still kinda wish this made it into a movie instead of a boring PS1 kids game.
As a Muppets super fan I wished this could have been better, but it still has that Muppet charm I crave.
An experience I would never put my worst enemy through.
I got banned from thus game by using cosmetic mods lol.
Took all the interesting bits of the first game and just watered it down and made it boring.
The Mcdonalds of video games, IE it's bland and boring as fuck but the only reason you eat it is because of the recognizable name.
I see no reason why a short McDonald's tie in game should be as good as it is. I mean it's not perfect or even anything to right home about; besides the music being pretty alright and some genuinely good level design for it's era it's far too easy and I felt like there was a little too much going on visually at times so where I started getting a headache. I think having the novelty of playing a McDonald's video game that isn't a horrible slap dashed togather waste of time is enough for me to say it's at least worth a look but other then that it's really nothing special.
You were doing great after MVC3 what the fuck happend.
You had so much potential and squandered all of it, I'm so disappointed in you.
It's the same great game but shorter and with slightly better combat, just wished its story and characters reached the same unbelievable heights as the first game.
It alright, it not subtle or nuanced, it tasteless and lukewarm.........naa that's being a bit too mean.
The truth is I did enjoy this game quite a bit, the combat is still pretty solid, the side missions feel less like filler and more like proper missions, everything with Kraven is fantastic, and side stuff with Peter's former villains are all really great and do a better job delivering the game's overall narrative themes better than the main story to an extent. I feel like the further we get into the story the worse it gets and the more rushed it feels. I genuinely believe if you gave the symbiote arc more time to breath, made Venom less of a one note villain, and actually found something for Miles to do in the main story besides getting over his anger towards Mr. Negative you could've had something really special on your hands, and I know that for a fact since Kraven is by far the best part of the game hands down, Insomniac did their homework and then some like holy shit.
All and all a perfectly serviceable sequel that I wished tried a little bit harder
(Wake me up when Arkane's Blade comes out in 4 years)
The truth is I did enjoy this game quite a bit, the combat is still pretty solid, the side missions feel less like filler and more like proper missions, everything with Kraven is fantastic, and side stuff with Peter's former villains are all really great and do a better job delivering the game's overall narrative themes better than the main story to an extent. I feel like the further we get into the story the worse it gets and the more rushed it feels. I genuinely believe if you gave the symbiote arc more time to breath, made Venom less of a one note villain, and actually found something for Miles to do in the main story besides getting over his anger towards Mr. Negative you could've had something really special on your hands, and I know that for a fact since Kraven is by far the best part of the game hands down, Insomniac did their homework and then some like holy shit.
All and all a perfectly serviceable sequel that I wished tried a little bit harder
(Wake me up when Arkane's Blade comes out in 4 years)
is realll good.
Went in with zero expectations and came out pleasantly surprised.
The antithesis with everything wrong with modern AAA gaming.
It's a generic open-world game that has faithful iconography, and a story that feels like it could've been a real Mad Max movie.
If I had a nickle for every bad handheld that was a tie in for a former SNL star's mediocre comedy I'd have 2 nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
The best thing to come out of the prequals.
By no means is this game bad, hell even with all its faults I still think this is probably the best Lego game we've had in a long time; but with that being said I feel like it might be a little too ambitious for its own good.
This is a Certified Hood Classic
The stupid amount of memory I have from this game is insane. Just the pure raw creativity that is oozing out is really inspiring.
I remember playing this a little but not nearly as much as the other Lego Star Wars games. That might be because a lot of the levels are a lot more boring and less memorable.
Look it has Sonic in it so I'm not gonna complain.
It's only of the very few newer LEGO games that I actually liked a lot, which is telling since most of the newer ones just bore me.
It's the puzzle game that I've always wanted, building pathways and solving puzzles with actual lego bricks, how come no one thought of this idea before.
I think the idea is super cool, the only downside is that it's on the Xbox Kinect. You know, the thing that barely even worked most of the time.
This feels very much like an in-between game for Telltale in terms of what they were changing the structure of their games.
Because of that it feels like this game didn't really know what it wanted to be.
Because of that it feels like this game didn't really know what it wanted to be.
I don't even understand how this could have even turn out so awful. Like this is the Endgame of Anime games this should have been the best of the best how did this be so shitty.
Anime was a mistake.
From the same studio that made GTA 5, Bully, and RDR2. No I'm not joking look it up.
It's a pretty decent 2d beat-em-up, I'd mainly recommend this If you're a really huge Kevin Smith fan since you're gonna get more out of this than anyone else.
They took the literal concept of the game and slapped it onto a SNES cartridge.
All you do is fight Scratchy with really bad hit detection while dealing with bad platforming until you hit him enough to where you fight him in a boss fight.
Honestly I would've liked it if they had gotten more creative with the concept but this was a cash-in so it's not like it mattered all that much to the devs.
All you do is fight Scratchy with really bad hit detection while dealing with bad platforming until you hit him enough to where you fight him in a boss fight.
Honestly I would've liked it if they had gotten more creative with the concept but this was a cash-in so it's not like it mattered all that much to the devs.
Get away from me you slave owner, your chicken sucks.
A truly hunting and horrifying point and click game. I love this shit so much.
It's about as middle of the road as modern-day licensed games come.
It's not Ice Age 2: The Meltdown................................... yeah nope that's it.
I don't think I've ever understood the point of hooters so I was kinda hoping this game would enlighten me on only men in their late 30s and early 40s seem to flock there in droves while objectifying the waitresses in the process.
I learned nothing and I'm still perplexed.
I learned nothing and I'm still perplexed.
Itโs literally every single AAA open world โRPGโ but this time it has an expensive license video games sheen.
Cooking Mama if you have a degradation fetish.
As someone who is a huge Hellboy fan (Mike Mignola being a horrible person aside) you couldnโt find someone more excited for this game than me. From the amazing looking shaders Upstream were using to replicate Mignolaโs heavy shadows art style to the combat looking fun from the small bits I saw from gameplay videos it look to be the first Hellboy video game that was not only a faithful adaptation from the comics; but also a good game on top of that. Unfortunately thatโs not what we got, what we got is a super mediocre roguelike that is so piss easy and repetitive it fails at the most basic approach of being a roguelike.
It has a bit of the feel the comics had, but literally everything else is pure bottom of the barrel tier smegma.
One of my favorite and most influential to me as a wannabe filmmaker....................THANKS I HATE IT.
It's not as bad as people have said but it's still pretty bad.
Irwin truly is the strongest character in fiction.
I got the Grimace's Birthday meal, My mcnuggets were hard; as if they were left out for 30 minutes before I got them, my fries were shockley soggy, and the purple shake did something to my stomach that only 20+ dollars of Taco Bell could possibly achieve.
So all and all...........a surprisingly good trip to McDonald's.
So all and all...........a surprisingly good trip to McDonald's.
Why creep and stalk people in real life when you can do it to sadistic Animale Crossing rejects instead.
About as stander as licensed games come.
All it really does is ape on the "God of War-like" gameplay that was popular at the time and slaps the Green Lantern name on it. I guess it was playable but other than that it was just really unmemorable and dull.
All it really does is ape on the "God of War-like" gameplay that was popular at the time and slaps the Green Lantern name on it. I guess it was playable but other than that it was just really unmemorable and dull.
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I remember playing this on my old iPod Touch when I was in middle during my huge Gorillaz phase. The copium I was taking just justified me even playing it was so strong; in retrospect I feel really sorry for 14 year old STRM.
I feel like the best way to look at this is to look at it in two ways. As a game itself, its gameplay loop is really repetitive, there is very little content for the at the time 60 dollar asking price, and the Kaiju's are very sluggish and hard to use.
With all of that being said you can also look at it as a Godzilla fan. The models for the Kaijus look really good, the destruction looks fantastic, and all the sparks coming off the explosions look great; like it was ripped right out of the movies. The sound effects and music are also really good, all of it is ripped right from the movies so everything fits perfectly.
Really if you are a die-hard Godzilla fan you'll be able to look beyond the slow and clunky movement and janky combat to have a fun if a little repetitive Godzilla game.
If you've only seen a handful of Godzilla movie, and most of them being the recent Legendary Pictures movies, then stay the hell away from this because you'll probably hate it. Then again this game is stupidly hard to find so honestly; you'll probably be fine.
With all of that being said you can also look at it as a Godzilla fan. The models for the Kaijus look really good, the destruction looks fantastic, and all the sparks coming off the explosions look great; like it was ripped right out of the movies. The sound effects and music are also really good, all of it is ripped right from the movies so everything fits perfectly.
Really if you are a die-hard Godzilla fan you'll be able to look beyond the slow and clunky movement and janky combat to have a fun if a little repetitive Godzilla game.
If you've only seen a handful of Godzilla movie, and most of them being the recent Legendary Pictures movies, then stay the hell away from this because you'll probably hate it. Then again this game is stupidly hard to find so honestly; you'll probably be fine.
Its an actually decent license NES game, plus it doubles as a good creepypasta too which if I'm honest is a little more impressive.
So now you've taken this 2D fighter/platformer and you've turned it into a top-down military strategy RPG with a slot machine instead of normal attacks, and it's really confusing and convoluted. Like I tracked the manual for this game down, and I still didn't understand how to play this game.
It's a beat-for-beat clone of all of GoW's mechanics right down to the combos;' BUT, if you're gonna rip-off another game at least you did it with a good effort. Other than that the story is none existent and the enemy variety is very eh.
Not great but not the worst thing I've ever played
Not great but not the worst thing I've ever played
It's everything a Ghostbusters fan could ever ask for.
idk about you but I think license games on NES just suck.
Kinda wish I could like this as much as everyone else but I just don't like the Sega Genesis that much.
Quite possibly the most boring game I've ever played in my entire life.
Ghostbusters?
How about you go bust some bitches.
How about you go bust some bitches.
As someone who champions Futurama as โbetter than The Simpsonsโ this is the most disappointing Iโve felt in a good while. Now did I expect this game to be great, no; this was a game released less then a month after the showโs first cancellation and as a game itself it feels like a rushed job with the writers not really understanding what writing a video game is like. The cutscenes are really funny and are the highlight of the game but after their done you get to play one of the strangest 3D platformers Iโve ever played, this game is really hard for me to talk about all I can really say is itโs one of those play it for yourself type shitty games; where the controls are both slippery and stiff, and the jumping is both heavy and floaty while also being generally unresponsive.
If you for some reason actually wanna play this game just watch the cutscenes online, itโll be a more fun experience then playing through this. (at least the Zoidberg Crash Hog riding rip-off level was decent)
If you for some reason actually wanna play this game just watch the cutscenes online, itโll be a more fun experience then playing through this. (at least the Zoidberg Crash Hog riding rip-off level was decent)
It's the most fun I've ever had with friends with a multiplayer game. This will always have a place in my heart.
My boy Jason deserves better than this.
This game is generally terrible but you can play as Fred Durst soooooo it's get's an extra star just for that addition.
Festerโs Quest is considered to be up there as one of the worse games the NES has to offer, with itโs god awful controls to itโs amazing โWhere the fuck do I goโ level design, and itโs ever ending amount of enemies that will drain your heath in less then 2 hits. Now donโt get me wrong this is 100% a BAD GAME, but compared to other NES games Iโve played in the past this is far from the worst thing ever; and this game doesn't even come close to the likes of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde or TMNT.
I don't give a shit about Fast and The Furious so this didn't really do a lot for me.
About as fun to play as Fallout 4, IE not very fun.
The Chicken fight was pretty good but everything else was just kinda bland.
It's an excellent replacement for Friday the 13th the game if that game ever just disappears the way the Scott Pilgrim game did.
If I wasn't a huge Evil Dead fan I probably would've rated this much lower than I actually did.
A downgrade in almost every way. Its world and story feels less ambitious, its gameplay is more simplistic, the writing is dull, the AI for Oswald is awful almost making it mandatory to play with someone, and worst of all; it's just boring.
Filled to the brim with charm, style, and a crazy amount of amazing ideas. I just wished its gameplay was anything to write home about.
There's a sense of duty towards playing every game ever made, then there's pure masochism..
I haven't played a DnD session that didn't end in pure chaos, but at least I had fun in those game. There is very little fun here outside of the basic ass AAA live services crap.
Truly this was......... a DuckTale
Yes it's as bad as everyone said it is.
As a piece of Doctor Who media and the first ever Doctor Who video game, it has literally nothing to do with the show outside of the show's theme at the beginning and the Tardis showing up in 2 levels. It really does feel like the BBC just threw money at a slapped-together mess just to get people interested in the show again; so I guess it's a great meta-commentary on the state of the show in the early to mid-80s.
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sam and max this high is mega based
Seeing I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream one space before The Simpson's game lmao
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