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solid secret finding simulator. great ambience, fun items, and i liked the colours a lot

Got to the credits so it's finished right? Right? Right.

Note to self: Don't play Animal Well at Jerry Garcia's

when i was 9 my parents would both play this all day instead of talking to me

I think that this game achieves something that no other non-FromSoft souls-like hast ever achieved, and that is being truly sincere. Most of the times when a new soulslike is released it always goes something like "this is like dark souls, but..." and I just think that is kind of lame. Games that want to be a souls but add some modifications so it it is not exactly the same, without really noticing if its something that adds or substracts to the experience. Kannagi Usagi does something different: It uses almost the exact same combat as sekiro, but changes everything around it. The developer knew they could not just make a copy of sekiro by themselves, so instead of trying to do something that resembles Sekiro but it's just worse, he focused on only one and the best part of these games: The bosses. This game only has the bosses. No levels, no progression, only a couple of anime girls with big swords that have a really varied and incredibly satisfactory to learn move set. This game is truly made with a lot of love, it looks like the dev wanted to do something and just did it without thinking on what others would think about it, and that is something to apreciate.

In a stunning show of virtuosity Elden Ring and Sekiro are nearly as good as each other for exact opposite reasons

Imagine making a mobile game to amuse the public only to start a grand conspiracy it's being used by some child predator to watch millions of kids simultaneously. Fuckin oops I guess.

You ever wonder if Silent Hill fans cry to sleep at night for the last 15 years?

My teacher showed us this in class once and got so mad when a kid called it gay he had to go outside and calm down.

show this to any pro lifer to make them understand ultimate rage against fetuses

I'm begging millennial devs to actually revisit PS1 titles because most of them did not look nor sound this rough.

Is Master Quest on 3DS the same as on GameCube? Let's just say it is and I'm logging it here