Game Characters that eat ass or like their ass ate
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34 Games
Wario would definitely do that shit but the problem is he would also like his ass eaten in return
Captain Falcon, Dr. Stewart, Billy, Jody Summer, Octoman, The Skull, and PJ all eat ass
Metroids
I believe Luigi probably would if you asked him nicely enough and Yoshi would do it but only to clean his friends up after an egg prolapse or something. Yoshi's are non-sexual creatures.
Z (yes, unfortunately he does it to his pokemon)
Mr. Mime
Tharja
This specific version of Peach and she wants it done RIGHT
N (and he likes to do a little nibble. It hurts a little but just let him do it)
Queen Bee's Servants and Mario that one time (canon)
Lanky does it to himself and it makes everyone really uncomfortable
Every single character in this game
Reaper, Soldier 76, Reinhardt, Bridget, Orisa, zenyatta (Usb c)
Papyrus
Crunch Bandicoot (+ finger)
The Arbiter
Makarov
Spy (canon), Heavy (on Sacha), and Demoman (both ways)
Telma, Oocaa
Ayla, Frog
Goompa
Blue Sprixie, also a side effect of the cat bell is that the user might be tempted to groom themselves
Raven Beak
Gil, Krobus, Demetrius, Shane, Abigail
Maxwell, Wickerbottom
Cole
Chris, Wesker, That one big ass monster with hella tentacles in the lab
Ada Wong, Mendez, Luis
The mega man on the cover art
Dante, Trish
baldur (in olden times), Enzo (special occasions), Rodin (everyday)
Klungo, Humba Wumba, Gruntilda (sexy version)
Timbur, The Clock, Wizpig
