Game Characters that eat ass or like their ass ate
and they investigative journalism is dead
34 Games
Timbur, The Clock, Wizpig
Klungo, Humba Wumba, Gruntilda (sexy version)
baldur (in olden times), Enzo (special occasions), Rodin (everyday)
Dante, Trish
The mega man on the cover art
Ada Wong, Mendez, Luis
Chris, Wesker, That one big ass monster with hella tentacles in the lab
Cole
Maxwell, Wickerbottom
Gil, Krobus, Demetrius, Shane, Abigail
Raven Beak
Blue Sprixie, also a side effect of the cat bell is that the user might be tempted to groom themselves
Goompa
Ayla, Frog
Telma, Oocaa
Spy (canon), Heavy (on Sacha), and Demoman (both ways)
Makarov
The Arbiter
Crunch Bandicoot (+ finger)
Papyrus
Reaper, Soldier 76, Reinhardt, Bridget, Orisa, zenyatta (Usb c)
Every single character in this game
Lanky does it to himself and it makes everyone really uncomfortable
Queen Bee's Servants and Mario that one time (canon)
N (and he likes to do a little nibble. It hurts a little but just let him do it)
This specific version of Peach and she wants it done RIGHT
Tharja
Mr. Mime
Z (yes, unfortunately he does it to his pokemon)
I believe Luigi probably would if you asked him nicely enough and Yoshi would do it but only to clean his friends up after an egg prolapse or something. Yoshi's are non-sexual creatures.
Metroids
Captain Falcon, Dr. Stewart, Billy, Jody Summer, Octoman, The Skull, and PJ all eat ass
Wario would definitely do that shit but the problem is he would also like his ass eaten in return
