I want to use hive hand and the gravity gun to be as annoying as possible

Friendship ended with Piranha Plant, Raven Beak is my new main

I hope I play something that I like more than this because the idea of my favorite game, what I think the peak of the medium is, was 30 years ago Id be sad

Also it will never happen in anything and especially not in Smash but Magus would fucking rock in a fighting game

Brap neutral special will save millions

Realistically they just add Oatchi but I really want Louie and Moss those goobers running around would be sick

Galacta Knight guitar riff

You could add like half the party and I still wouldnt be upset that they cucked the rest of the series

Also if they add Zack as a semi clone next game that’d be the funniest thing ever

I want to press down b with forretress and explode

One day I woke up and realized it’d be funny if Jr Troopa was an assist and I won’t ever get an opportunity to bring this up again

Midna would rule

Terra would be cool (and be another comeback meter character with esper form lol) and Sabin or Edgar would rock, but at the end of the day I just want to do magic goober shit with Kefka

Sukapon is my Smash Crusade main and I play them a bunch in PMEX I want them in an official game

Akiyama would just function as Sanji and that’d be awesome

Its weird because I don’t even think you should pick Zidane from this game. Steiner is my favorite character but I think Vivi is probably the best pick here; although I’d really like Freya being playable or having Quina as a joke character doing weird spells and attacking with a comically large fork

Gooey is literally me

Also I think Im the only person that thinks playable Zero would be cool

When I was a kid I really wanted the Plasm Wraith to be playable and honestly, I kinda still do

Tbh I just want Hollow Knight content idrc if The Knight never becomes playable

I used to joke with one of my friends a lot that they are gonna the Illager as a playable character and in a weird fucked up way I want them to actually be playable now

Challenger Pack 12: Napoleon’s Spirit Board


Moses
-1 star spirit
-Support spirit (increases damage of sword attacks)
-Jigglypuff on Magicant (Can fly, Candy Mountain), opponent starts with an Evil Ramblin Mushroom and has increase jump height

Old Major
-1 star spirit
-Attack spirit
-Pit on Skyworld (Angel in Heaven), starts with a killing edge

Mr Pilkinton
-1 star spirit
-Shield spirit
-Hero on Smashville (farmer in his town), opponent deals increased sword damage

Benjamin
-1 star spirit
-Support spirit (reduces damager from kick attacks)
-Duck Hunt Dog on Flat Zone 2 (A dog is like a really weird horse and Game and Watch is OLD like how Benjamin is OLD), opponent will randomly heal

Farmer Jones
-2 star spirit
-Grab spirit
-Wario on Smashville (Greedy man in the local town), opponent starts the battle with a super mushroom

Squealer
-2 star spirit
-Support spirit (opponent starts with a banana gun)
-Pichu on New Pork City (fragile and useless creature in a dystopian setting), opponent is small and has a bunny hood

Boxer
-3 star spirit
-Attack spirit
-Duck Hunt Dog on Paper Mario (again with Duck Hunt Dog and Paper Mario has a windmill 😼), opponent is big does increased damage

Snowball
-4 star spirit
-support spirit (gives you a gale club)
-Isabelle on Paper Mario (what the fuck is a pig supposed to be represented with), set up as a multi man battle with a bunch of other non human characters but you only have to beat Isabelle (like the battle of cowshed)

Barney’s reveal trailer will have the thing pop up and say

BARNEY CALHOUN
IS OWED A BEER