2022 - ranking the games i beat

only including titles i hadn't finished before

Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk
Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk
intriguing but that's about it. the meta aspect sucks

sidenote: the sequel is visually neat but it frames this disturbingly broken girl as being more uwu quirky and i hate that
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog
one of the worst platformers ive ever played
Touhou Yumejikuu: Phantasmagoria of Dim. Dream
Touhou Yumejikuu: Phantasmagoria of Dim. Dream
parkinsons
Carrion
Carrion
john carpenter's "the mid"
Star Ocean: The Divine Force
Star Ocean: The Divine Force
https://youtu.be/gSY7XH_WW8U
Altered Beast
Altered Beast
wise fwum yo gwave
The Portopia Serial Murder Case
The Portopia Serial Murder Case
where the fuck do i go
SpongeBob SquarePants: Legend of the Lost Spatula
SpongeBob SquarePants: Legend of the Lost Spatula
shantae but good
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
i get the whole sprawling level exploration appeal but this is still a very linear game that offers no reward for exploration beyond sated curiosity, and it's absolutely riddled with pace breaking bullshit you'll get fucked by until you memorize everything
Super Rub 'a' Dub
Super Rub 'a' Dub
hard fucking core
Final Fantasy Origins
Final Fantasy Origins
(ff1)

pretty cool successor to stranger of paradise. neat story and vibe but i like playing ff2 more
BloodRayne
BloodRayne
fun to play while listening to a podcast
Singularity
Singularity
cool story but takes way too long to get going gameplay-wise
GG Aleste
GG Aleste
wave my beloved
Sonic Generations
Sonic Generations
06 did crisis city better
Power Strike II
Power Strike II
gg aleste but better
Echo Night
Echo Night
agetec has done it again
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
when the liveleak logo appears
Altered Beast
Altered Beast
altered beast but good
BloodRayne 2
BloodRayne 2
much better than the first
Assault Suit Leynos
Assault Suit Leynos
idk if i like it more or not but this is a great remake despite having an entirely different design philosophy
Target Earth
Target Earth
evil game
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard - End of Zoe
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard - End of Zoe
using this instead of the main game because it's better. joe baker solos ethan cringeters
Slave Zero
Slave Zero
evil final boss
Growlanser II: The Sense of Justice
Growlanser II: The Sense of Justice
working designs my beloved
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
metropolis > oil ocean
La-Mulana
La-Mulana
evil game
Lollipop Chainsaw
Lollipop Chainsaw
extremely hilarious and super stylish - totally makes up for the gameplay itself being average
Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled
Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled
iron checkpoint crate
Everybody's Golf
Everybody's Golf
the only golf game i've ever beaten
Sonic Frontiers
Sonic Frontiers
please let this be a sign of things to come
Metal Storm
Metal Storm
more people should know about this
Resident Evil Village
Resident Evil Village
they made one of the best survival horror games ever also one of the best first person shooters ever. god damn
Prey
Prey
gonna shake things up like old times
Metal Slader Glory
Metal Slader Glory
most technically impressive nes game period
Chrono Cross
Chrono Cross
(radical dreamers edition)

tell me all about how this ruined chrono trigger so i can laugh at you
Needy Streamer Overload
Needy Streamer Overload
juggles parody with scathing realism very effectively. if you know, you know

i'm glad ame didn't end up being some uwu cutesy girl that the game encouraged obnoxious self deprecating teens to model themselves after
Urban Reign
Urban Reign
the best third person brawler i've ever played and it's genuinely not even close
Atari 50: The Anniversary Celebration
Atari 50: The Anniversary Celebration
digital eclipse should make every game compilation
F.E.A.R.
F.E.A.R.
what source games would be like if the were actually good. the shooting feels similar to hl2 but with a million times more weight, and the enemy ai is goddamn brilliant
Breakdown
Breakdown
weird as shit. cool as shit. controls like...

actually it controls fine you're just bad
NEO: The World Ends with You
NEO: The World Ends with You
tell me all about how this ruined twewy so i can laugh at you
Inscryption
Inscryption
this shit is so addicting send help
Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
jack garland's journey is just like mine. anyway this is the best action game to come out in i genuinely don't even know how long

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