Get me OUT of here! Don't just stand there like a goon!

If you're confused then look at this list. Now you might be sitting here and wondering to yourself, why is Austin Powers! Oh, Behave! so high on this list? Well, that's because all of these games are bad! That's right, there are only roughly 30 good games on this list! And I didn't even play 3 of them! Oh bother! What a conundrum! Someone help me!

I wish I got to actually play this for myself but it was still a great experience and I wubiht:}
A revelating door opens in my life, I just want... more. Even though Mia Fey had to come and tell us everything in every case and Phoenix Wright isn't AS smart as he's played off as, we still love him. I miss Maya so much... I want Maya back... Why did they havbe to kill Maya so much... A character has never been embedded into my heart and my brain and my personality so hard and fast than with her, one of my favorite characters ever I love her so much I'm tgetiing so hPPY WRITING THIS but I love everyone else too. I think Phoenix Wright's character development was a little strange with how he went from very silly to very aggressive to being pretty well rounded but he was at his best in this game, I did not understand Godot's GAME initially but I understand now and appreciate him. This game had highs and lows for me, the Mia cases didn't do a lot for me but I respect them a lot more after finishing the final case. I will miss Phoenix Wright. I will miss Maya Fey. I will miss Maya Fey. I will miss Maya Fey.
I would have played this one regardless but it was a gift so it must be here... This game is amazing and captures the spirit of the first game perfectly. The theme of it being a post katamari damacy world where the video game was a thing and they're all fans now is really cute, and it's more game, so it's fun. Being able to play as the other cousins alone would have made it better than the first game, and the presents are a lot more fun. The new stuff is pretty weird though, doesn't sit right. The game existing for the reason it does is pretty depressing and makes sure I'll probably never play any of the games past this one but these first 2 games are 2 of the best games I've played.
I would have cleared this fucking game if it weren't for a my personal timer
I've already played a shit ton of this game but we played it again together so I'll put it here anyways. I should be able to get these women DIVORCED from their shitty deadbeat husbands and give them better lives. I will be Pelican Town's token home wrecker. I'd make a lot of small changes to this game but I would probably say it is the best of these farming games despite my own feelings that differ from that statement I will not explain that any futher
Never played doom so this is weird but it's pretty fun
Mr. Bean's wacky world is just better and I think you're probably racist if you don't agree ummmmm YEA I said it I said what we were all thinking
This game is really interesting, even if I was too stupid to really understand it myself. Everything about it, the visuals, the ambience, the cutscenes which you don't see many of but damn they're done SO well. Everything about this game just feels... Uncanny. The AI faces, the way they emote and move, controlling your own expressions... Reminds me of autism! Getting the different endings is annoying though, all the small nuances that change in what is usually otherwise the same thing you've done before, if I didn't have someone telling me what to do for the alternate ones I never would have found some of them without looking it up. Maybe it's just because I can't understand emotions though... Oh well I still don't really know who Lila is though
NOT an accurate representation of Hell, MI. As someone who has been there 10's of times in my life. Hell Michigan is creepy as hell, the last time I was there you drive past a creepy carnivalesque sign to see like 6 disheveled houses with some octogenarian people withering on their porches, and then a gas station down the street. Would be more interested in going if it were like this.
I like vocaloid music a moderate amount, this would be a lot more fun if my adhd and my poor vision didn’t work together to make it literally impossible to see half the shit happening on screen. It’s good probably I’ve never played a rhythm game that wasn't theatrhythm or rhythm heaven so idk for sure
So fucking silly would be a good time if it fucking worked, I was so fucking pretty in this one though
Animal death


no

also suck?

yes
doggy... none of your silly games are going to be better than this give up
EDIT: I have made a severe lapse in judgement
Better than my Mom
Peeb is BACK and BETTER but who the fuck is this guy with no arms? And these DUCKS? What the fuck is going ON in this cubicle??
I played this game! I really really did! Please don't notice me!
This game is still really good and I don't fully get the hate. Big top turnabout was a little weird sure but it really wasn't BAD, the first case was worse but even that one wasn't bad. Second and (especially) final case sell this game so well that it doesn't really matter, but the first game is still better.
Really didn't wanna do this one but her feet AND her hands were so fucking small. God bless.
The most fun I've probably ever had playing a collection of mini games besides Pokémon Stadium
I'm glad David Szymanski is doing well for himself, and maybe his brother will make another cool game sometime. Arlo too? Bazooga!
These old horror games are some of my favorite games to go through, but this was really exhausting. Running around doing dumb puzzles while some guy chases you with a bat for SOME reason, and you can't break him off either so you just ruuuuun and ruuuuuuuuun and ruuuuuuuuuuuuun until he just fucks off somewhere. The last section of this game being one of the worst things I've ever played didn't help either. Also the final section of the second chapter was really bad too. Everything after the first chapter was pretty bad actually. Custom skins were cool though. Maybe the remake is better?
Dr. JEKYLL NOOOOOO DON'T DRINK DON'T DRINK THE SALT POTION YOU'RE SO SEXYYYYY

This game is so charming it oozes style (ew) and charm (yay) actually will love to see what these people do in the future
This wasn't actually too bad but the charm of watching my funny ghosts haunt this frat house filled with corpses and not actually doing anything myself wore off fast
You know, I don't think I'm the target demographic for this game (complimentary)
She got trapped in the triangke workd becqauawe she fell in love with a grocery store
So boring that I got to play basketball with a trash can and a coffee cup and that wasn't even enough to entertain me
Pretty neat with a couple boring games but it was pretty good overall for a completely free game
Day 15 give it up for day 15 woooooo haha lol like woah. Wherewold??? haha hah wooo
Quest for my ass on your fucking face dumbass cow bitch
Pretty good. Didn't feel random enough which for being so short seemed kind of weird and the ai went from being kinda bullshit to being really dumb but it’s a neat idea..
This was pretty lame doki doki literature club ass game was cute at first then was ugly like child I'm eating aa pasty
Pretty fun!! Short game, some of the levels really overstayed but it’s hard to criticize the fact considering there are so few and the game comes out to a few hours either way.
What were they thinking? Releasing this pooped up squack? 70 dollars? More like 70 showers I'll have to take to help clear the stress that this caused me
I spotted a sadistic evil cult gatsps OMZ! I tak ean evil topless selfie to commemerare the moment cachink I left the flash on! Oh nozzz ;-; I escape to the highway, heals barely intact, to see everyone calling me a crazy freaked up psycho, at least I got my boba! SIP I never went back in a forest again because my boobs looked so bad in the pic it must have been cause of all the nature! I ❤️ New York!
Quality is definitely better over the first one but the games are actually significantly less entertaining to me, also way longer
I enjoy a puzzle game every now and then so this was a bit of a delight but it was hard to get into at first just because it was not at all what I expected it would be. As cool as this is I'm not huge into these lore lite games with a ton of hula hoops and text dumping, and I just don't have the patience to do everything in this game hehe... Also there are practically 0 good guides or videos talking about this game so I couldn't even figure out how to finish metsu mode so that was a little annoying
Medium bouncy booby babes? Literal bouncy booby babes?
It was pretty decent for what it is. Jeff was at his finest for us in this one and I gotta sa- oh no he's coming oh oh oh oh oh oh oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bonk kachonk woooooosh I'm tired
As funny as this game may have started, it just got weird and gross. I love my friend very much and I’m sorry that we sat through this for too long really
Hello Kitty SERVING it on the rink
All of the narrative about grief and loss seems really genuine and I'm sure it is considering all things, but all the weird fake romance stuff kinda made it feel off to me. still neat
I've never cared about Kirby that much aside from a couple specific games and this game never did anything for me any time I tried to get through it, but I think this game...
Mascot horror… good? Shove Kinito in my ass? Thoughts? Discuss?
She didn’t tell me to play this but she told me to put it on here cause I played it with her. It's an OK Yomawari game. It leaves too many questions unanswered in it's weird open ended story, some segments and mechanics in this game are just kind of infuriating in a way I don't care to describe, but it's still just as emotional, atmospheric and charming as at least the second game. I want to love it but it gets dragged down too much I think.
This game somehow isn’t even that bad but it froze and I lost all my progress. To be continued another day…
Honestly this game is kinda fun actually if someone would mod this game to get rid of the stereotypical native americans then it'd be good
Referencing Stanislaw Lem and Tarkovsky in one sentence and clearly trying to write your arthouse fic like they write their stories is a demerit
EDIT: I realize now that he was probably referencing the movie and NOT the book but it was still DUMB
As much as I love dinking and getting alll the fucking doinks I’m gonna have to put Dinkum below stardew valley for now because that summer sun update wasn’t very summer or sunny
Mary I know your ass was not dreaming about this please do better
Really disappointed with this one. The boobs never even bounced once, and every chapter ends on a cliff hanger? My fake sun tanned class president would never leave me hanging like this. And the writing? I mean, how does a water heater explode at the exact same time that an unlocked door conveniently gets stuck shut? Is this some kind of pedophile magic? Gonna be honest, it's a 2/10 from me. Maybe the oppai academy will bring more to the table next semester.
At first I felt like this could have come from a genuine place but it doesn't really seem like it did and it made me uncomfortable, another big loss for the Playdate
Do better Japan
What the fuck?
Ticked off the racism box but I didn't even get to see the homophobia!
Live sleep tally: 1. Not even the homphobia was good enough!
This game was kinda crazy in a weird and kinda good way but I'm sick to death of these games that give me cute animal friends and then make me kill them for no reason fuck you witch's house
Mazm may I have some’mowr
I never really got into these RPG maker games as a kid, so this being the first one I got into was... A little hard. Bro's really did have Silent Hill 2 at home... Maybe a little too derivative, and definitely overstays it's welcome slightly, but it has a good place in history. Also minus points for not understanding how literally ANY diseases work.
The combat in this game was actually alright, well it wasn't great but it was much better than expected. Then I started kicking a little guy into wood chippers and cremation furnaces and calling him ugly
PENDING
Only slightly better than the devil in me, and yet just as homophobic
Boring. Boring. Boring. Where was the strong sexual content? Where were the F cups? The only F was this GAME. WHAT were they THIIIIINKIIIING?
Dude offered me 10 grand to literally save the entire world and then I find out he's French. Quelle prude!
One of these was actually alright and the other was fucking terrible but I have no clue which is which
A little too hard for me; actually quite slow!
It's solitaire. It's boobs. I don't know how to play solitaire.
I was crawlin caves. Not a fan of the hole worms though,
Fell asleep counter: I don’t even know anymore. There were no statues. No creaturws. Just a guy running around in the woods with overripe bananas.not even any oven to make a bread with. Yaaaaaawn
It's a thing, but it's not THE thing.
The lower you've gotten on this list the less I have to say
Santar… omg Santa you so silly.. nopbow powers activate RRAHHH
All of these non dead by daylight games really WANT to be the answer to people's abysmal drop off of DBD but none of them actually understood the question to begin with. DBD is boring cause you do the same thing over and over again? Well we'll just give you MORE things to do and a pretty drab skill tree that doesn't really add much but makes your preexisting abilities better? I don't want SURVIVOR characters that do set things, that's lame. Also a big problem with this game and the 13th game and presumably also the KKFOS game is that this is a preexisting IP, it doesn't have the edge of DBD where they can have a lot of different characters from different IP's, as well as cool original characters. Being Bubba is cool but like who the fuck wants to play as Sawyer? And I don't wanna play as your weird OC's either. This game gives me nothing both as a fan and someone that played DBD a lot. Also why are Sumo so passive aggressive about this game specifically? Stick to racing games guys
its hamtaro, time! kuchiukuchikuchikuchi WOO hamtarooo when we work together it smuch better my best frieeeend we like sunflower seeds num num num if she heads for trouble we won't let her hamtarooo little hamsters big adventures.... lauras gone to school let's go to our ham ham clubhouse we can fix their troubles just be quiet as a mouse watch out for those cats you know they're smarter than you think but if we work together we can make their plan sink woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
whpopoooooah how did you get down here sir. SIR
Monkey madness! Oh my glorp! Da chonky bujnnyuso snoinky....,,!!!!<,.!<,>!!
It may not have had strong or courageous women, but at least it had shaolin kung-fu that was so good it made everyone explode themselves. the Suda52 cinematic universe comes to a close, but it will not be forgotten.
Revenge for what? You don't need to get revenge with boobs THAT big!
This game is like a big shit cupcake, it looks like chocolate but it’s just shit. Very nice pixel art, and the skeleton of the combat in this game is put together well for the most part I guess but nothing blends into each other well enough. Healing is done badly, special attacks use the same resource as healing when they really should have just been subweapons, aerial combat is awful, every enemy has too much health, it goes on. This game could have been a lot better with a few simple changes. Also with the enemies being as annoying to fight as they are, they should not be spawning in randomly, or during boss fights for that matter. There are way too many pointless systems as well, tainted mirrors? Doppelgängers? My mirror is going to be tainted from looking into it after playing this game. It’s not awful, I enjoyed it somewhat, but it’s definitely not good.
wasn't very kitty byut it was ;retty kart kind of lamea!
Deadly night IS a worse game than this is, but for being literally 10 times longer and an exhaustive waste of time it’s easily the most emotionally damaging of all of these thus far

EDIT: The curse has worn down for me. Still hate this thing but I don't care anymore...
I don't know what I expected from this but this game was actually pretty cool minus the alone in the dark 3 ass platforming and dumb boob spider
Horror game asks too many questions and answers none of it's questions
Can you believe she didn't like this? She fucking fell asleep? Bitch? The amount of hardworking hours and passion that went into this all for some dumb woman to sleep over it. Bowser looks better than ever, controls as smooth as butter, I get to shoot a goomba ;) ummm mbadoink?>>?
Dreading playing any of these again! Some of them were funny but overall none of these were really “good” at all
womp womp
You fucking FROG. You’re wearing CLOTHES. You. Are. A frog. You are not a prince. You are NOT an adventurous spirit. You are a frog. Take those fucking shorts off and go back to jumping across the street. NO sky Egypt and NO more elements or you are GROUNDED.
Is what I would have loved to do while I played this
It was almost good, until, well, you know...
This was not the right game.
“Dead”, is not the word I would use personally, but I learned what color a garnet is I suppose
This is the first good game I have played in months dear lord please put my soul to rest
Boring! Don’t feel like molesting women to the fucked up broken beat !
I mean it's animal crossing but I can be a fucking princess.. Umm... Dababada?? Bagoobledoo????
The biggest facade was how long it takes to start the fucking game
That's right guys, if you cum you die.
Rom hacks are cool and all but this ran like shit and I couldn't figure out what to do

27 Comments


1 year ago

Deadly Night was a stain on my family-friendly (mostly) shitty games track record

1 year ago

I mostly forgive you

1 year ago

I fucking hate the devil in me I wish we never played deadly night so you could slap that shit at the very bottom where it belongs

1 year ago

I mostly forgive you.

1 year ago

I was gonna say that I don't forgive YOU but then I saw the list. Thank u

1 year ago

why do you refer to me here as if I am some bodiless entity

1 year ago

You know why...

1 year ago

Please finish mr beans world i wanna go back.

1 year ago

Happy 69th game!

1 year ago

Purgatory is the perfect 69th game because that’s where I belong after playing the last 2 games and nothing special

1 year ago

we should of played dmmd for this occassion. Is there another funny sex number. 74?

1 year ago

@moschidae I'd like to refrain from answering.

1 year ago

Why is usagi so sad

1 year ago

@moschidae she was forced to play craftopia for 20 minutes

1 year ago

Craftopia wasnt that bad.... master spy however....

1 year ago

@moschidae you just don't understand the MASTERY of those SPIES

1 year ago

I care not for the elegance of the spies. Jobless is not crime.

1 year ago

@curse It was pretty neat, but I'm not good enough for it... Music was good though, surprised there was a pretty high profile name behind it. The goofy cutscenes were my positive take away, though.

1 year ago

@curse I might try it again sometime, but nay, I'm so poor right now that the 1.50 I spent on it is more valuable to me

1 year ago

I didnt understand why gollum was like that till i looked at their games just now and saw that thry made/published the suicide of Rachel foster and shooting stars.... smeagol just can not win...

1 year ago

@moschidae Smeagol fits right in

11 months ago

Happy 100 game. Do you feel altered.

11 months ago

Mort the chicken saved my life

10 months ago

Greyhill incident all alone on page 2

10 months ago

@moschidae not after tomorrow

10 months ago

Cho choo charler jumpscare......

9 months ago

Turkey burger.


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