I'm EXACTLY like Mondo.

Why is one of the loading screen themes the best piece of music in the game?

Rolling sucks and should have been cool dashes. Every single ending in this rules. Fire Keeper is the hottest levelling lady by far and you're outright delusional if you think otherwise. The final boss is as perfect a concept as this series could ever have.

I'm just like Patches.

What can anyone possibly say about this game? Aside from it's troubling politics, of course.

Game with deeply based genes, only marred by Ubisoft not knowing how to handle kino. Story mode rips and every design is cool in a way that only the lamest hipsters would deny.

Every single person on here can correctly see how deeply based Suda51 is, but as soon as he praises Katana Zero, classic western indie ingenuity, everyone gets real quiet and pretends to have not heard him.

A game so fucking good it has two climaxes that both rock my world and satisfy me in ways some games can only dream about.

Extremely good soundtrack, don't pretend otherwise.

Name that game:
1) Huge multiplayer focus
2) Lots of colorful characters with charismatic designs
3) Incredible asses

If you guessed Overwatch, then you're wrong and suck. It's Anarchy Reigns (Max Anarchy in Japan, for my brothers and sisters keeping it real out there). It also has a Battle Royale mode, so what I'm trying to say here is that this game was so ahead of it's time that nobody can properly understand it.

Also some of the best voice acting from a gen with great voice acting.

2017

Yo FUCK this revolution shit bro...i'm just tryna get my ball on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45mMioJ5szc

I learned so much Akira shit. I had so much Akira tech running in my head. Not a single person wanted to play this with me.

If you were the person who picked Tekken over VF whenever you got the option, you're irredeemable.

Normally, I would rate this certified Kusoge classic five stars and say something insanely funny, but my heart hasn't fully healed from the awful revelation that Karnov is just some buff alpha man in an inflatable fatsuit, and as such, I'm not in the right state of mind to correctly discuss this game. Rating withheld until further notice.

''A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.'' - Ice-T

HUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH

Absolutely fucking rocks. BASED combo system that just lets you do whatever. My Bison in this is Double C for Certified Clean.

Adol tears through shit in this game with such a wild ferocity that it's genuinely concerning. If you know what you're doing the entire game becomes a blindingly fast rush of violence, all carried out by a stoic ginger with a lust for blood.

The opening for Ys 2 rocks. GOD Falcom sound team represent.